Your Tabloid-Recommended Daily Allowance of Brangelina

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After a “fierce fight” two weeks ago, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are at the breaking point, Life & Style reports in this week’s issue. They were allegedly feuding over familiar topics — Brad’s belief that Angie favors her adopted kids and Angie’s anger over Brad’s communication with his ex Jennifer Aniston — but the outcome was a shock.

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Brangelina’s reps deny the fighting. But a “friend” of Brad’s told L&S that Brad yelled, “I don’t love you anymore — you’re not the woman I fell in love with!” Then, after calming down, Brad quietly asked her, “Why are we doing this? We’re both unhappy — let’s walk away before it gets worse.”

A heated stare between them. Then with angry tears stinging her eyes, Angelina cried out, “I’m pregnant with your brother’s baby!”

Oh, wait, that’s not right. My bad. With that “colorful” dialogue L&S wrote, I confused this story with yesterday’s episode of Days of Our Lives.


Posted by Candy ♦ April 18, 2007

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7 Responses to “Your Tabloid-Recommended Daily Allowance of Brangelina”

  1. Anonymous

    these rags can be so ridiculous. but i can’t stop reading them. help me! it’s a sickness!

  2. kathleen

    ha! that dialogue. it should’ve ended with one of them having an evil twin.

  3. Margaret

    Darlin’, your bad was really bad. What she said was, “I’m pregnant with MY brother’s baby”.

  4. jewed

    Don’t joke Margaret-you may give Angelina ideas!

  5. PITA

    lol @ margaret

  6. Hannah

    Does sound like a soap opera!

  7. Jo Jo

    Great, margaret!