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Britney Spears is being tipped as a future Queen of England following Prince William’s split from girlfriend Kate Middleton. The troubled “Toxic” singer is being named as a possible replacement by British bookmakers. Odds of 20-1 are being placed on Britney and the future King getting together, following previous email exchanges between them in 2002 — you know, back when Britney was normal. (Side note: Britney’s bald head would also make it easier to slip on those crazy royal hats.) Other possible queens, according to MTV, are Paris Hilton and Kylie Minogue, both with odds at 14-1.

Wow, what other lovely ladies do they have in mind for Wills — Kimberly Stewart and Nicole Richie? The bookies must not think too highly of Wills’ eligibility. This could be the future King of England, for crying out loud. At least throw Natalie Portman into the mix. Or Queen Latifah, who wouldn’t even have to get a new driver’s license. Quite convenient.