Breaking:  Having Kids Hurts Sex Life!

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In Touch magazine reports that the passion between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has fizzled “They do love each other,” an insider confessed to the mag. “”But that wild physical chemistry isn’t there anymore.” The reported rocky relationship is a reflection of the struggle to sustain two high-profile careers and their ever-flourishing family. “Their relationship has developed so fast that it’s almost like they’re an old married couple now,” added the friend.

Another Brangelina buddy also admitted that Brad recently tried to plan a romantic rendezvous and organized for his mom to watch the kids for a few days. However, Angie axed the plans, as she apparently had “other things on her mind” (likely something that rhymes with “cadoption”).

Sadly, addiction does take its toll on a relationship, especially when it results in adopting enough children to open your own daycare.

“If Brad ever hopes to have sex again, he should stage an intervention for Angelina, followed by a stint in the Mia Farrow Clinic for Child-Addicted Actresses,” suggests a Holy Candy adoption abuse expert/sex therapist.


Posted by Candy ♦ April 13, 2007

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5 Responses to “Breaking: Having Kids Hurts Sex Life!”

  1. princess bride

    sounds like ange pulled the old bait-n-switch on brad!

  2. Hannah

    The only man Angelina’s had passion with is her brother, lol!!!

  3. maybemaybenot

    I always wonder who these “insiders” are that blab to the tabloids. Can’t be very loyal friends.

  4. Julie

    I agree with you MBMN. I highly doubt these celebs tell just anyone about the intimate details of their lives. Especially to just anyone who would run to a tabloid and blab it.

  5. Jo Jo

    Mia Farrow has a whole football team.