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Oh, baby! This is HUGE.
Not only has Paris Hilton’s PR rep confirmed she’s with child, the babydaddy is allegedly none other than one-night stand Vince Vaughn!
Read more about this shocking claim after the jump!
Just couldn’t resist, Holy Rollers. (And my apologies to Vince Vaughn for undoubtedly giving him a series of mini-strokes with this frightening false alarm — just messin’ with ya, hon!)
Posted by Candy ♦ April 1, 2007
Anonymous
At 12:04 pm Anonymous said:
Sorry, Candy, didn’t buy it for a second. Even Vince wouldn’t downgrade THAT much! (okay, maybe he would–but Paris w child?? that would be a sad day for CPS)
April 1, 2007
Julie
At 12:11 pm Julie said:
LOL!!! Wow, that was a good one, Candy! You had me going.
April 1, 2007
At 12:21 pm Margaret said:
Hilarious, Candy, you had me going. Vince deserves it for even letting himself be photographed within arms length of Paris. I think you can catch Herpes by just looking, can’t you?
April 1, 2007
Anonymous
At 12:58 pm Anonymous said:
Holy crap!!! I believed it! LOL!!!
April 1, 2007
Anonymous
At 1:42 pm Anonymous said:
She has been gaining weight, lately.
April 1, 2007
At 5:56 pm Bella said:
OMG!!!!
LMAO!
My BF is SO not into this stuff but when I read it our loud…even he was shocked and wanted to hear more!! lol
That was GOOD!!
April 1, 2007
At 8:50 pm Jo Jo said:
Candy, you got me on this one!
April 1, 2007