Hot Hollywood Hookup

Filed under: Celebrities

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Ryan Reynolds (aka Man of Candy’s Dreams), who recently split with ex-fiancee Alanis Morissette, and Jessica Biel, who recently stopped hooking up with Justin Timberlake, were spotted on a “dinner date” at Babalu in Santa Monica, according to the ubiquitous Page Six.

Oh, Ryan — a dinner date? That didn’t include me? This bit of news is going down like a jagged little pill. So what if J-Biel has a booty of steel! Answer me this: Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater?

Oh, she is and she did?

Damn. Then I’ve got nothing. Carry on.


Posted by Candy ♦ March 9, 2007

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4 Responses to “Hot Hollywood Hookup”

  1. Someone

    I HATE THAT HAIR STYLE! She looks like Justin G (can’t spell it) from American Idol!

  2. Julie

    You mean like a fraggle??? LOL! Ryan is HOT!

  3. Jo Jo

    The cosmic fusion of two perfect bodies.

  4. Mette

    Step a side - HE IS MINE!