Vince Vaughn:  No Night in Paris

Filed under: Paris Hilton

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Vince Vaughn has denied those pesky rumors about him flirting with Paris Hilton at a celebrity poker tournament. He made sure a “close buddy” cleared the air via the Chicago Sun-Times by declaring:

“First of all, she flirted with him. Trust me, Vince is not interested in Paris Hilton.”

How anyone could turn down a talented, well-spoken and STD-free catch like Paris is beyond me…


Posted by Candy ♦ March 7, 2007

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4 Responses to “Vince Vaughn: No Night in Paris”

  1. kathleen

    thank goodness! i mean, as scruffy and dirty as he’s looked lately, paris is TOO DIRTY (as in crotch-rot) for him!!!

  2. princess bride

    crotch rot-hilarious kathleen!

  3. Margaret

    You mean Vince has standards. There’s hope for this boy yet. His denial was a bit unchivalrous, however.

  4. Jo Jo

    He didn’t want to get that dreaded Russian disease, Rotchorcrotchoff.