Filed under: Paris Hilton

… With her grocery cart.

After a slam-bang shopping cart attack, Paris Hilton was asked to leave a Beverly Hills market, claims The National Enquirer. The bizarre cart-fight began when the heirhead ordered a female shopper to stop blocking the aisle with her cart. The much-older woman apparently didn’t hear her — and didn’t budge — so…SMASH!… Paris rammed her cart into her opponent’s and shrieked, “That’s what you get for being rude and blocking the aisle!” Stunned, the upset woman yelled, “You’re the one who’s rude, slamming me with your cart!” The manager came running, recognized the elderly slam-ee as a regular, and firmly told Paris to shop elsewhere if she couldn’t act polite and respectful.

Apparently she couldn’t. Paris abandoned her cart — and stormed out.

Wow. I’m shocked… Paris buys her own groceries? I would’ve assumed the closest she’d ever gotten to the inside of a market was the front of a tabloid.