Filed under: Anna Nicole Media Circus
One of the more interesting freaks starring in the Anna Nicole Media Circus is the trainwreck ex-wrestler Chyna Doll. Larry King’s producers somehow thought it was a good idea to invite her on the show to discuss her “friendship” with Anna Nicole. I’m sure Larry was looking for some insight into what it was like to be Anna Nicole’s friend, but what he and his viewers got instead was an embarrassing display of self-promotion, incoherent babbling and a snippy cat fight between Chyna and the Trim Spa Wife. Chyna said she was a friend of Anna Nicole, but Trim Spa Wife disagreed and called Chyna a “stalker”. A defiant Chyna told Trim Spa Wife to “go get some Trim Spa”. Chyna might be able to beat you to a pulp, but she isn’t very good at formulating snappy comebacks. Medium: Acrylic on paper, photoshop, much thanks to Holly Aguirre for the title.
Posted by 14 ♦ February 15, 2007
At 4:59 pm Kai said:
I’m known for my long, complicated responses, but…. that has to be the weirdest-shaped head I’ve ever seen. And Chyna Doll? Really? Is she in a porn? No. I don’t want to contemplate that.
Shalom,
Kai
(Your token Jewish commenter- her head almost made me forget to include my tagline)
February 15, 2007
Wes
At 5:05 pm Wes said:
You forgot the mustache on this one.
February 15, 2007
At 5:11 pm 14 said:
Kai, you should see the other oddly shaped things that Chyna has….shudder.
DO NOT google the search term “One Night in Chyna sex tape” Trust me on this : )
glad you’re feeling better.
Wes
You’re right, a mustache would have been a nice touch.
xox
14
February 15, 2007
At 6:31 pm gilmore said:
Holy Mother of our Lord! I just googled “One Night in Chyna sex tape” against your warning. I think I may need to bleach my eye balls. I also may need to bleach my computer. Um…. well, I’m just speachless.
Love your drawing. I think Chyma has never looked better.
February 15, 2007
At 7:17 pm Demon Kitty said:
I was going to mention the Chyna sex tape as well Kai, but I see everyone beat me to it.
Shudder, shudder! Ew!!! And I was talking about wanting a moustach/ mustache (sp??). I take it all back now. I take it all motherfucking back! Ew! Ew! Ew!!!!!!
February 15, 2007
At 11:23 pm Chansmom said:
OMFG! I’m going to have to wipe off my screen from spewing coffee! LOL! Very nice. I guess I missed the Larry gabfest. As one of your other fans said, you’ve handled this “tribute” very nicely, and straight to the point.
Now as for Anna having friends, I don’t think she did. No disrepect, but Anna was too needy to have friends, and if she did, they weren’t women. How in the world could this ex-wrasstler, be her friend? LOL! Wait a minute, this is Hollywood, right? I forgot, forgive me. You meet someone, and you’re friends for life.
As always, you’re amazing!
February 15, 2007
At 4:05 pm Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
Are you gonna do one of the Barbie Twins, more “friends” coming out of the woodwork? And her fat, fat baby (underfed to keep her “sexy”)? How long do we wait, I wonder, for someone to find an Anna Nicole shaped frito or moon pie? (There was a Cheeto, but Britney ate it.)
February 16, 2007
At 2:21 am pun_inpendid said:
The “maybe she could pencil one on” meaning Chyna re: mustache
: )
February 17, 2007
At 2:04 pm Susan (Fluff) said:
Larry’s wife (while certainly nice) is one of the best examples of why Botox should be banned. Lip injections seem to get the botox paralysis even more severely. The dead trout pout.
February 17, 2007
At 2:05 pm Susan (Fluff) said:
Larry’s wife (while certainly nice) is one of the best examples of why Botox should be banned. Lip injections seem to get the botox paralysis even more severely. The dead trout pout.
February 17, 2007
At 3:31 pm Susan (Fluff) said:
Doh! I thought you were referring to Larry’s wife as the Trim Spa lady. I couldn’t get the video to work. I’ve had the “pleasure” of witnessing Joannie in person. She is a trip and a half and a natural musician. She can play about anything. She sat down at a piano and started playing all this classical stuff. But you’d ask her a question and her answer had NOTHING to do with the conversation. Very strange night.
February 17, 2007
At 4:10 pm bee said:
Methinks those flowers remind me of something I wish I had never EVER seen on Mrs. Chyna. Ambien for me tonight…There is simply no way Im sleeping now…
May 9, 2007