Filed under: Tabloid Roundup

The good, the bad and the “baby bumps” on a newsstand near you this week…

Scorecard:

Angelina Jolie’s heartache over mother’s passing: 5

Justin Timberlake and J-Biel: 3

Britney Spears:

   First pics of Jayden — 1
    Pursuit of Justin Timberlake — 1
    Divorce deal — 1

Katie Holmes:

   Breaking free of Tom — 1
   Having another baby — 1
   ”Secret” plastic surgery –1

Covers using obnoxious yellow font: 3

Covers using classier white font: 3

Holy Candy’s “Cover Pick of the Week”: Us Weekly