Paris Hilton’s Wonky Eye Woes

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We all know Paris Hilton has one of the worst wonky eyes in Hollywood — but what we didn’t know (shockingly, since we seem to know everything else about her) is that her blue contacts may have hurt her already suffering eye lids. (Fascinating, I know.) According to a “Beverly Hills source,” the heirhead stopped by a plastic surgeon’s office with sister Nicky earlier this week, seeking to “fix her drooping left eyelid.” But the best part of the story? (Trust me, it does get a little more interesting.) Paris already had hush-hush surgery six years ago to lift her lids. The muscles of her left eye were supposedly damaged as a result, “causing it to droop more than the right” — a look that was once parodied on South Park. And Paris has made things even worse by wearing blue-tinted contact lenses over her naturally brown irises. A Page Six tipster said, “She is ignoring doctors’ orders to not wear her tinted contacts.”

Because heaven forbid we should see what Paris actually looks like underneath the Barbie costume. Oh, wait –

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(Thanks to Nicole Richie… er, I mean the Anonymous Source.. for the pic!)


Posted by Candy ♦ January 19, 2007

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10 Responses to “Paris Hilton’s Wonky Eye Woes”

  1. JO Momma

    Thank you for the reality shot! The people need to know…LOL!

  2. Jo Jo

    She must wear those blue contacts around-the-clock, which can’t be good for the health of your eyes. Her eyes are probably irritated, also.

  3. Neecie

    She looked better as a teen. I don’t know why she insists on wearing blue contacts when her eyes are really brown. She needs to be the way she was born and stop trying to look like a Barbie working a street corner.

  4. Ashley

    She looked way, way, way better before.

  5. Hella Fun Goodies&copy

    A more polished “before” would make a helluva better “now”!

    Gotta get back to the new song I’m writing…it’s called Wonkey Eye Woes…It’s droppin’ soon yo! ;)

  6. wonkina

    i think she looked WAAAY better before the Barbification, but it IS her choice to look however she wants (or are all of you out there still lookin’ exactly like you did when YOU were teenagers??)

  7. Neecie

    Actually I do look the same way as I did when I was a teenager. I am perfectly happy with the way I was born naturally….

  8. Wonkina: No we don’t look exactly like we did as teenagers…Our comments refer more to the fake means (extensions, bleach, colored contacts, etc) used in an effort to look like someone else - completely.

    Of course she can look however she wants.
    :)

  9. Jo Jo

    wonkina–I love that word, Barbification!

  10. She once looked good.