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Here’s the much talked about Ryan Seacrest interview with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at last night’s Golden Globes. Some say Angie was even more of a (ice) queen than Ryan. Others believe she was just letting Brad have his moment in the spotlight. While others think she acted like she’d just paid a visit to Marilyn Manson’s house. You be the judge…
Posted by Candy ♦ January 16, 2007
At 11:30 am Margaret said:
I watched it several times earlier. She was pissed about something. Brad made his bed…………..
January 16, 2007
Kendra
At 11:32 am Kendra said:
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
January 16, 2007
Mette
At 11:43 am Mette said:
Ohhh… she’s a cold ass b’atch!
January 16, 2007
At 11:56 am JO Momma said:
Fake as plastic!
January 16, 2007
maybemaybenot
At 12:06 pm maybemaybenot said:
I dunno, I don’t see what the big deal is? She was surprised Ryan stuck the microphone in her face like that, that’s all. I was expecting something alot worse than that.
January 16, 2007
At 1:03 pm big joe said:
man, i really wanted her to be a be-ach-ay. but really i think she was just letting brad talk. it was more his night. she did smile, even if plastic. and she did give ryan a pity laugh. she might just hate this award show since her brother wasn’t around to smooch with.
January 16, 2007
At 4:18 pm Because I Said So said:
Oh leave Jolie alone. She probably would’ve rather stayed home with the kids, but then the media would be all over the fact that she didn’t show up. I’m glad they decided to brave the world together, as couple. They have no reason to hide. They are a family now.
January 16, 2007
dontshootthemessenger
At 4:27 pm dontshootthemessenger said:
I bet Brad told her to shut the hell up because every time she opens her fat mouth she says something STUPID!!!!!!!
January 16, 2007
Dolly
At 5:16 pm Dolly said:
Please tell me what the fascination is. All I see is her ugly tatoo’s and used goods from Billy Bob. She is so trashy looking
January 16, 2007
At 6:27 pm Jo Jo said:
She was clearly giving the spotlight to Brad and trying to keep out of it herself.
January 16, 2007
At 8:54 pm Brad, Angelina & Their PR Guy said:
PR Guy: Brad and Angelina, you have your first red carpet event since the scandal, so this is going to be a tall order.
Brad: What do ya mean scandal?
PR Guy: (rolls eyes) Well Brad, many intelligent people can see through you and Angelina’s charade.
Angelina: What the fuck do ya mean?
PR Guy: Well Angelina, many intelligent people are calling you homewreckers and are questioning the motivation behind all of your so-called humanitarianism.
Angelina: (screaming loudly) Fuck them fuckers! I thought you said that everyone who loves us are nothing but a bunch of stupid fucks?!
PR Guy: Well that is true Angelina. However, many intelligent people can see through your motives. We knew that this day would come and it is now upon us.
Brad: What do ya want us to do?
PR Guy: Well, Angelina it is important that you cling to Brad.
Angelina: (screaming hysterically) Why the fuck do I gotta cling to him? We haven’t fucked since Shiloh was conceived and the sight of him makes me sick to my stomach! Even sicker than when I did those 100 lines of coke last night!
PR Guy: (sighs) Angelina, this is business. Given the way that you lied to others about the start of your relationship, many are wondering when your relationship will end. Also, we have to continue to make your ignorant fans believe that you will be forever together.
Angelina: (screaming more loudly than before) I can give a flying fuck about those fucks! They don’t have a fucking life anyway!
PR Guy: Well, that’s true, but you are actors and it is important for you to ACT like you’re together during the Golden Globes. Again, you must ACT like you are together, even though we know otherwise.
Angelina: Well okay. But this will be the last fucking time! (smacks big fish-lips)
PR Guy: Angelina, with that kind of attitude, it will be pretty obvious to everyone who sees you and Brad on the red carpet that you and Brad are on the skids and that you think that you are better than everyone, even your fans.
Angelina: Like I said before, fuck the fans! Besides, I AM better than them, and their stupidity made it possible for trash like me to be rich and famous! (laughing)
Brad: Um, PR Guy, I need eyeglasses. My eyes are really beginning to hurt. It used to be a time when I could see far away, but now I can’t even see up close like I used to.
PR Guy: No! Not eyeglasses. Why don’t you squint?
Brad: What is squinting?
PR Guy: It’s when you push your eyes together.
Brad: Huh? (looks confused)
PR Guy: (rolls eyes some more) You know, it’s what you do when the sun is in your eyes. You squint. Well, that’s what the legendary Robert Redford used to do when he was a hot stud. If it worked for him, it could also work for you.
Brad: Sweet! I will practice on my squinting now!
Angelina: What the fuck is the deal with my dress? I hate that fucking shit!
PR Guy: Angelina, you are under contract with St. John. They are a classy company (Thinking to himself: “Why the fuck would they hire trash like Angelina?”), and it is important for you to present a classy image, given the scandal.
Angelina: I don’t wanna wear that shit! I wanna wear this toilet paper dress that will cling to me. That is the kind of dress that is worthy of someone like me!
PR Guy: (Thinking to himself, “No truer words were spoken!”) but saying, Angelina if you wear an understated and elegant dress, it will play down any negativity of the media. You’ve earned the reputation as a homewrecker, so your dress and makeup must be understated. Also, your hair must be matronly, and play up on the fact that you’re a mother, and not a vixen.
Angelina: But my head is too big to wear my hair up!
PR Guy: (Thinking to himself, “How the fuck does she keep that big head up?”) but saying, Your hair will look really nice worn up. Also, remember to cling to Brad because it shows that you’re together.
Angelina: I’m an actress so I can DEFINITELY pull this shit off. Can I leave now? I gotta go “see” Jenny.
Brad: Can I come?
Angelina: In your dreams pussyman. In your dreams.
ANGELINA EXITS………
Brad to PR Guy: I can’t wait to jump Scarlett Johanssen’s bones! I was thinking about her when I sexed Angelina. I wonder if she’ll go to the Golden Globes with me next year? God! What I wouldn’t give to see her fine ass and her “golden globes!”
[BRAD GIVES A HIGH FIVE TO PR GUY AND THEY BOTH LAUGH FOR MINUTES]
January 16, 2007
Secrets of an Image Consultant
At 12:59 pm Secrets of an Image Consultant said:
As an Image Consultant to the Stars,
I must say that I can clearly see through the attention that these two have.
First you have Brad. Brad, when he first came to Los Angeles, was the typical “pretty boy” with his golden locks and pouty lips. When he hooked up with a blonde actress from a famous Hollywood family (Jennifer Aniston), many women desired him more. It’s not that he’s so great looking (Unlike most of you, I HAVE SEEN HIM IN PERSON and he has never held a candle to the gorgeous David Beckham…he NEVER will!) but his devotion to Jennifer and his marriage made woman want him more. On a subconscious level, these women, because they loved what he stood for (morals, decency and class!) believed to be better looking than what he actually was. Casting him in movies that showcased his hearty sex appeal and devotion to the women in his life (e.g., Seven), made women swoon. Now that the affair is taking its toll, many people can clearly see him for the average-looking man that he truly is. Since he has hooked up with Angie, he has aged 10 years, and it’s not at all becoming to him. The man has GUILT splattered all over his face and he has an uneasiness with the public that he didn’t have when he walked the red carpet with Gwyneth or Jennifer.
And then there’s Angelina. Having seen Angelina IN PERSON, I can say that her looks are nothing spectacular. Not ugly. But far from pretty, beautiful and most certainly not gorgeous. Her body IN PERSON has no shape…its sharp with no angles and no ass to speak of. Angelina’s image consultants, knowing that her looks are in fact unspectacular, played up the aspect of Angelina that Angelina was most comfortable with…HER SEXUALITY! During most of Angelina’s interviews, she has always and consistently talked about her sexual appetite…this is the REAL REASON why men and women find her attractive. Men can only think of her in a sexual way. Women, also can only think of her in a sexual way. If you read many of the comments from people in many blogs about Brad or Angelina, people can ONLY THINK OF THIS COUPLE IN SEXUAL TERMS. They use words like “hot” and even imagine Brad and Angelina in bed having sex…even saying “Their sex life must be so hot!” etc, etc, etc.
This is THE REAL REASON FOR THEIR APPEAL.
Look at them. I mean, REALLY look at them. Strip away the clothes. Strip away the make-up artists. Strip away the hairstyles. They are both AVERAGE-LOOKING people. Many people on the street are NATURALLY more attractive than these two. Brad has a weathered and average face. Angelina is trashy looking and looks years older than her supposed actual age.
Also, it was a stroke of genius for their image consultants to put Angelina in gray…instead of her usual black or red, as these vivid colors are traditionally associated with loose women and draw further attention to them. But in this dress, she’s just a loose woman in a gray couture dress. She is still the same person underneath. Regarding the hair, it was a deliberate attempt to make her look less hooker-like and more lady-like. Angelina has always worn her hair loose and NOW, it’s in a classic bun? And her make-up tones are more muted and less ostentacious than before! When was the last time that you saw her wear red lipstick? She trying to milk this fake “Mother Theresa” image for all its worth and their gullible public are just eating it up!
It is quite obvious to me that Brad and Angelina’s image consultants are doing their jobs, but in the end, they are still trash.
January 17, 2007
melanie
At 2:26 pm melanie said:
Yeah, I was waiting for a good ol’ Ryan Seacrest smack-down from the way you guys were carrying on about this interview - but now that I’ve seen it, it’s really not that spectacular. She’s clearly trying to keep the attention on Brad, rather than on herself, as much as possible. Come on people. Dolly’s comment was amusing, though.
January 17, 2007
At 3:30 pm I’m Always Right! said:
These skanks make me sick! The ONLY way that Brad’s gonna get a “soccer team” is if he ADOPTS the rest! I can’t see Angelina pushing out another “blob” for this worthless, cheating pussyman! Their body language was cold, distant, and not at all affectionate or passionate. It must be hard for Brad to be living in hell since hooking up with Hollywood’s BIGGEST and MOST WELL-KNOWN WHORE!
Mark my words: Within a year (or less!), they will part!
January 17, 2007