Filed under: Holiday Tributes
Hope you had a great time ringing in 2007, Holy Rollers! To kick off a new year of celebrity news, Holy Candy has gotten her hands on a top-secret list of celebs’ New Year’s resolutions…
Ashlee Simpson: Kick annoying habit of flashing side profile to cameras
Paris Hilton: Overcome delusion that people want to see/hear me sing, act, talk or exist
Sacha Baron Cohen: Find new, fresh stereotypes to mock
Britney Spears: Introduce myself to my children
Lindsay Lohan: Learn how to use spell check
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Do the humane thing and buy swim trunks
Jamie Lynn Spears and Ali Lohan: Learn from sisters’ mistakes
Jennifer Aniston: Make beautifully-coiffed babies with John Stamos
Jessica Simpson: Work on memorization skills
Tom Cruise: Jump off the mothership
Posted by Candy ♦ January 1, 2007
Hannah
At 9:23 am Hannah said:
lol…. Happy New Year!!!
January 1, 2007
At 2:35 pm Jo Jo said:
I love that picture of Tom.
January 1, 2007
melanie
At 7:40 am melanie said:
Funny. Thanks for the laughs, Candy - happy near year.
January 2, 2007
At 11:06 am yardgraffiti said:
Those were good resolutions. I love it.
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January 3, 2007