Filed under: R.I.P.
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The hotness that was once Mickey Rourke, peaking in the soft porn flick Nine 1/2 Weeks, has officially passed away, as evidenced by the above right-hand picture taken in Miami on Thursday. Long suffering from hardcore drug use and insecurity about growing older, his hotness finally died in the hands of an incompetent plastic surgeon. It is survived by an oddly pulled face, really bad hair and even worse fashion sense.
Posted by Candy ♦ December 30, 2006



At 2:12 pm kathleen said:
such an awful shame. may his hotness rest in peace.
December 30, 2006
At 5:21 pm someone said:
I agree, there should be a eulogy for his long lost hotness.
December 30, 2006
Anonymous
At 8:37 pm Anonymous said:
SHAME! He is sooooooo GROSS now. Run off and hide, “Icky”.
December 30, 2006
Anonymous
At 8:37 pm Anonymous said:
SHAME! He is sooooooo GROSS now. Run off and hide, “Icky”.
December 30, 2006
Anonymous
At 8:38 pm Anonymous said:
SHAME! He is sooooooo GROSS now. Run off and hide, “Icky”.
December 30, 2006
At 8:40 am Jo Jo said:
Nearly as creepy as Carrot Top these days. His skin sure is unhealthy pasty-white.
December 31, 2006
Ferrante
At 2:38 pm Ferrante said:
Can you imagine if he reads our comments? Speaking of 9 1/2 Weeks, was it any good? Any nudity? Frontal?
December 31, 2006
kooka
At 6:32 pm kooka said:
wtf?
December 31, 2006
At 4:17 pm Because I Said So said:
WTF? That is really sad.
January 1, 2007
At 1:18 pm dee said:
OMG! This is just a shame. He used to be so sexy in a smarmy kinda way but now - just downright SMARMY! He actually looked better in Sin City with that makeup on.
January 2, 2007
At 5:03 pm Philip said:
Sometimes you have pay the price of going against the system, and finally de system crash you . . .
January 3, 2007