R.I.P. Hot Mickey Rourke

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The hotness that was once Mickey Rourke, peaking in the soft porn flick Nine 1/2 Weeks, has officially passed away, as evidenced by the above right-hand picture taken in Miami on Thursday. Long suffering from hardcore drug use and insecurity about growing older, his hotness finally died in the hands of an incompetent plastic surgeon. It is survived by an oddly pulled face, really bad hair and even worse fashion sense.


Posted by Candy ♦ December 30, 2006

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11 Responses to “R.I.P. Hot Mickey Rourke”

  1. kathleen

    such an awful shame. may his hotness rest in peace.

  2. someone

    I agree, there should be a eulogy for his long lost hotness.

  3. Anonymous

    SHAME! He is sooooooo GROSS now. Run off and hide, “Icky”.

  4. Anonymous

    SHAME! He is sooooooo GROSS now. Run off and hide, “Icky”.

  5. Anonymous

    SHAME! He is sooooooo GROSS now. Run off and hide, “Icky”.

  6. Jo Jo

    Nearly as creepy as Carrot Top these days. His skin sure is unhealthy pasty-white.

  7. Ferrante

    Can you imagine if he reads our comments? Speaking of 9 1/2 Weeks, was it any good? Any nudity? Frontal?

  8. kooka

    wtf?

  9. Because I Said So

    WTF? That is really sad.

  10. dee

    OMG! This is just a shame. He used to be so sexy in a smarmy kinda way but now - just downright SMARMY! He actually looked better in Sin City with that makeup on.

  11. Philip

    Sometimes you have pay the price of going against the system, and finally de system crash you . . .