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Rip Torn’s mug shot inspires a wonderfully disturbing drunken Santa. Arrested after his sleigh collided with a tractor-trailer, jolly old Saint Nick was slapped with a DUI. Gallery of the Absurd would like to wish you Happy Holidays * Merry Christmas * Happy Hannuka * Glorious Kwanzaa * Fortuitious Festivus* Medium: Graphite and acrylic on paper torn out of my sketch book, digital text and hoo ha.
Posted by admin ♦ December 20, 2006
At 1:12 am Abs said:
This one actually makes me feel quite sad for the guy.
Nice likeness, though.
December 20, 2006
At 3:52 am midevil said:
See, kids, this is what happens when you spend the last 25 years coking and boozing it up! Hot, ain’t he?
December 20, 2006
At 5:46 am Bo$$ said:
another funny creation…keep them coming!
December 20, 2006
At 1:30 pm Javelin said:
Is it just me or does this guy totally seem like he could be a long-lost cousin of George W. Bush? Something in that expression, like, “heh heh…I dunno! I just like to have a jolly good time, right boys? heh heh!”
Nice work, 14. He really comes to life.
December 20, 2006
At 3:00 pm jerkygirl said:
Ha ha ha rotfl!!! This is even better than Vicodin elf!!! I’m just picturing this guy walking down the street with a bottle of Thunderbird in a paper bag muttering to himself and cursing at little kids who try to talk to him. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
December 20, 2006
At 3:15 pm Crees_dahl said:
OMG! Is this guy Paris Hilton’s REAL father? I only ask because he is rocking the same lopsided wonky eye.
Love him from the MIB movies but don’t know much else about him except that (obviously) he likes to party.
You’re amazing 14!!!
p.s. Have you ever considered using your considerable talents to take some much needed stabs at some of our leaders??? I only ask because I am now waiting for the day you appear on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart or The Colbert Report. Something tells me YOU would be a hit (not that you aren’t already) but some of these political fools could use Ms. 14’s “star treatment”!!!
I’ll shut up now.
Your humble admirer,
Crees_dahl.
December 21, 2006
At 4:08 pm Demon Kitty said:
I like the way you call him “torn and ripped” 14! He does have an outrageous name, “Rip Torn” for fuck’s sake! Was he drunk when he decided on his stage name? He looks like so many guys who are living under the freeway here in Pukeston! Mensch! I like the way you imagined his sleigh colliding with a tractor trailer! Ha ha ha ha! Merry Xmas! Drunk old people don’t bother me because when I retire, I fully intend to spend every waking moment fucked up until I croak!
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
December 21, 2006
At 5:10 pm Anonymous said:
Beautiful!!! As always of course. Happy Holidays 14!
December 21, 2006
At 8:31 pm Texas said:
That remind me of Dan Aykorod *sp* character in Trading Places.
Merry Christmas to you, 14! Have a drink on me! oxox
December 21, 2006
At 9:48 pm ::wendy:: said:
Yuletide Felicitations for the pagans
December 21, 2006
At 6:26 am gossipaddicted said:
Merry Xmas….i wish you great holidays….kiss from Italy
Isabella
December 24, 2006
At 3:55 pm mike said:
Don’t know if it was your intention, 14, but that pic actually made me feel sorry for the guy.
Do check him out in “40 Shades of Blue” though - he was great.
December 26, 2006
ILSA
At 6:25 pm ILSA said:
Patches O’Houlihan! If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a car driven by a speeding drunken maniac!
December 26, 2006
At 11:58 am Fluffy said:
Happy Festivus 14!!!
December 27, 2006
At 5:00 pm Lia said:
You are a genius, 14. Thank you for making my unproductive work day more tolerable.
December 27, 2006
Katarina
At 11:26 am Katarina said:
i just wanted to tell you that your site is a jewel! you capture the recent celebrity gossip perfectly, just great!
December 28, 2006
Damien
At 12:37 pm Damien said:
With a name like that you’ll never go through life without a mushot. A late merry xmas and happy new years 14.
December 28, 2006
At 11:49 am Tamara said:
I love Rip Torn as an actor
He rocked the Larry Sanders Show
what an incredible likeness, 14!
January 2, 2007
At 10:28 pm Juno888 said:
God bless your lives guys…
May 17, 2007
At 10:33 pm Juno888 said:
It’s kindah odd..Drunk Santa?? hahah
May 17, 2007