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Paris Hilton has dismissed reports she publicly defended new pal/ex- girlfriend Britney Spears on her MySpace page — which, according to Paris’ rep, she doesn’t even have. Her publicist says, “Paris did not write it. She does not have a MySpace account.” The “fake” Paris MySpace entry insisted, “There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them ‘bad parents.’ She’s young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her.”

I knew it was bogus! A real statement from Paris would read:

Dear Peeple,

Your, like, just jealous cuz me and Brit are so hot, and your not. Brit’s such a good mom, you don’t even know. Like, last night? She tucked the boys in with my kids, Tinkerbell, Bambi and Rascal, before we even did our fourth lemon drop shot. The boys love it in the cage with all the rubber toys and stuff! So you peeple, like, don’t even know what your talking about. Besides, we dress cute and aren’t boring, and that’s all that matters.

Don’t forget to buy the “Paris” CD for all your friends this holiday! It’s so hot.

XOXOXOXOXO,

Paris