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The best selling holiday gift in Hollywood is the Perez Hilton Dart Board. Stores can’t keep it in stock! The “Queen of All Media” boasts to be “Hollywood’s Most-Hated Web Site” and proudly lives up to this claim. Perez is known for feuding with Tara Reid, pissing off Jennifer Aniston, harping on Beyonce, insulting Rachel Zoe….oh the list goes on and on. The Perez Hilton Dart Board can be found at Walgreens and is made of high-quality materials imported from China. Due to the size of Perez’s head, extra bolts and bracing are included so that your walls won’t collapse under its weight. Hurry, get your dart board before the photo agencies buy them all up. Medium: Gouache on paper.
Posted by admin ♦ December 14, 2006
At 2:38 am Charlene said:
You forgot the little trail of white snot/coke he paints onto the faces on all the pictures on his site.
December 14, 2006
At 4:47 am Vinci said:
I guess its oficial now…is he a celebrity..or sort of? cause if he’s on your gallery ,its cause he made it right LOL (it was about time tho)
great works as always, congrats
December 14, 2006
At 5:49 am mmyers said:
Don’t you think it’s time to take down that Press Coverage, Poor Brad, blurb on the left side of your page. It’s outdated and old. Update your page, pleezzzzzzze!
December 14, 2006
At 6:34 am tok said:
PERFECT! ERES EL MÁS GRANDE!!!
December 14, 2006
At 7:50 am Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
It is beautiful! I want one!
Hey…HAPPY BIRTHDAY, 14!!!!!!
December 14, 2006
At 8:07 am Morrigan said:
I’m going to walgreens later today
I’ll definitely have to pick up a few.
Kudos again, 14.
December 14, 2006
At 8:47 am Karin said:
It would be hard to miss a target as big as his giganto-head.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 14 !!!!!!
YOU ROCK!
December 14, 2006
happy
At 10:20 am happy said:
Right on!! I hate this gay douche!! He makes money out of stealing pictures and stories. LOSER. Thanks for the humor.
December 14, 2006
At 10:34 am Javelin said:
i bet when your dart punctures his giant forehead, you hear wishhhhhhhh as a volume of hot air escapes.
sometimes I think perez gets so distracted by donuts and whatnot that he just licks the crumbs off his keyboard and leaves the resulting words and exclaimation points for readers to make some sense of.
December 14, 2006
At 12:20 pm Debra said:
Got to hear Perez Hilton on Howard Stern’s show last week. Gotta say, I like him !Tells it like it is. When Howard asked what big celebrity he didn’t like, Perez said Jennifer Aniston. Howard agreed she was a miserable human being. haha
December 14, 2006
At 3:12 pm Cheeky Monkey said:
Perez Hilton a celeb? What did he do? Oh yeah, nothing…
You’re fabulous! Keep it coming!
December 14, 2006
At 3:35 pm Jenn F. said:
You know, people love to hate Perez. To be honest, I must admit, I like him. He’s got a good sense of humour and is clearly having a great time doing what he does. He takes far more abuse than he perhaps deserves, and, most importantly, he takes the abuse on the chin and keeps smiling. You have to respect that. Agreed, every post on his site is not spectacular, but who cares? A lot of them are damn funny.
Criticism that is based on anger and hatred can be a terribly ugly thing. Criticism that is offered with humour, in a tongue-in-cheek kind of way, can be downright fun for all.
This piece is fantastic. Your work is nothing short of delightful. Love you to bits, 14.
December 14, 2006
At 4:04 pm James said:
I see it’s your birthday. I should have KNOWN you are a Sagittarius. That explains EVERYTHING.
Keep on being the coolest, most talented, and most beautiful artist that you are. You make the world a brighter (and FUNNIER) place!
lots of love to you on your special day!
December 14, 2006
At 4:59 pm Demon Kitty said:
This is so fucking funny! Too bad you didn’t draw the jizz oozing out of his mouth like the way he does to those allegedly gay celebrities! You got his nose and his mouth so perfect.
It’s your birthday 14? HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
December 14, 2006
Anonymous
At 8:05 pm Anonymous said:
That’s awesome. I’m not a big fan of Perez — he’s unnecessarily mean. You should have made him fatter and have white stuff dribbling from his mouth.
December 14, 2006
At 8:20 pm Mary said:
I love your work, but I think your portrait of Perez is much too kind. The nose needs to be more pig-like.
December 14, 2006
At 9:32 pm james said:
love the new post. you’re such a clever girl. oh, and Happy Birthday …. I should have KNOWN that you are a Sagittarius. That explains everything.
December 14, 2006
At 2:01 am famous.person said:
ha! that’s awesome. for all you perez-haters, there’s a funny little blug called http://fuckperezhilton.blogspot.com/ that makes some good pointers on perez and other crap.
December 15, 2006
Jan
At 2:23 am Jan said:
Perez is so annoying…
December 15, 2006
At 6:03 am Moonmaid said:
“Due to the size of Perez’s head, extra bolts and bracing are included so that your walls won’t collapse under its weight. ”
Brilliant! Your copy is as good as your illustrations, really funny stuff.
What is so galling about this douchebag is the fact that he cozies up to the celebrities he makes a tidy living off of skewering. It would be like you, 14, accepting a dinner invitation to the House of Cruise. Please tell us you never will, ok 14? ;D
December 15, 2006
At 7:46 am azuka said:
Hahahaahaha It`s a mean gift!
Feliz Cumpleaños 14! Muchas Felicidades!!
Saluditos!!
December 15, 2006
At 9:36 am Maria said:
Happy birthday wishes. Once again, bravo.
December 15, 2006
At 11:51 am GentleTip.com said:
Perez seemed to be excited to be talking about it.
http://www.gentletip.com
December 15, 2006
cindy
At 2:08 pm cindy said:
I like how Tara Reid’s dart missed the board. She threw it while stinking drunk.
December 15, 2006
At 2:43 pm Brandi said:
HA HA HA. I’ve definitely getting one!
December 15, 2006
candy blackmail
At 8:52 pm candy blackmail said:
It’s deliciously funny - and of course Perez thinks it’s a flattering homage to himself. What a dumbass.
December 15, 2006
At 6:12 am Yetused said:
Oh no!
That’s to much honour for that guy.
December 16, 2006
Cupcake
At 1:33 pm Cupcake said:
Perez is a hack. He steals his stories as well as his photos and spends an annoyingly large amount of time promoting himself on his blog—as if we care. Great dartboard!!! I’ll take it!!
December 16, 2006
At 2:43 pm Bella said:
True that Candy Blackmail, he ‘thinks’ it’s hilarious, he says on his site. And I’m pretty sure 14 just made his head blow up 100% bigger than his fatass can handle, and he exploded.
Yay for 14! And happy birthday bitchh! Go out and have fun, just don’t pull a Britney and flash your cootch everywhere!
December 16, 2006
At 4:33 pm Ginger Spice Rack said:
I can’t stand that Neanderthal looking son-of-a-B!tch Perez Hilton…
December 16, 2006
At 2:57 am sister_nancy said:
Yes! Apparently, you’re not alone…
fuckperezhilton.blogspot.com
December 17, 2006
Anonymous
At 2:10 pm Anonymous said:
Perfecto Mundo indeed, guess I’d rather throw the board than waste good darts on it!!!
December 17, 2006
Damien
At 2:11 pm Damien said:
Heck I’d throw a brick at that puppy. Damn his eyes just seem to follow you everywhere, yikes!
December 17, 2006
Michelle
At 11:04 pm Michelle said:
Perez stole a pic from Desiring Hayden, Hayden Christensen’s fan site. No credit for her.
December 17, 2006
At 8:16 am Alli said:
Wish you hadn’t linked to his site, last thing he needs is more traffic, wish he would just go away, even hating him feeds the beast.
December 19, 2006
At 7:51 pm AussieAndrea said:
Let’s get married! I think I love you!
I used to read Perez and I used to find him funny, but I found that wore off after a while and he started seeming annoying… while Laineygossip.com and DListed just get funnier and funnier…
December 20, 2006
At 4:56 am candy blackmail said:
Perez doesn’t even deserve to be caricatured on this site, imo but you did capture him perfectly. What’s brilliant is that you didn’t have to exaggerate any of his features…he looks exactly like that, to his misfortunate or perhaps our amusement.
December 23, 2006
ILSA
At 6:42 pm ILSA said:
He sucks. I used to read him about a year and a half ago, before I knew that better celebrity blogs existed. I think he used to link your site, which is how I found you. I usually don’t comment on him because you know he thrives on negative attention and I want him to just go away already!!
December 26, 2006
At 12:14 am MDK said:
I’m sorry, I love the site but who is Perez Hilton? Is he related to Paris?
January 12, 2007
At 1:01 am mdk said:
Nevermind…
January 15, 2007
At 12:02 pm hunter said:
Perez is pathetic…I would pay money to see Perez (and Paris) Hilton torn apart by wild animals. These two people use and manipulate people to gain fame. Their 15 minutes will be up soon enough…maybe when they turn on each other.
April 24, 2007
At 8:14 am hannah said:
I think Perez is only a little gay loser who has to diss other people to be a star……but he will never be a star!!!!
Everybody who wanted that his stupid site will close….vote on http://www.perezlavigne.com !!!
December 2, 2007