Filed under: Celebutards
Nicole Richie has planted the lie is telling friends that the reason she was on the painkiller Vicodin during her recent arrest was… wait for it… to treat freakin’ menstruation cramps!
As a fellow woman, I am appalled by this flagrant abuse of the “monthly visitor” excuse. To get out of gym class? Maybe. Out of a speeding ticket? Absolutely. But to get out of heading the wrong way down the freeway while DUI?! I call bullsh*t. She should have her ovaries revoked.
Posted by Candy ♦ December 13, 2006
At 11:38 am yardgraffiti said:
she cna’t have menstrual cramps, she’s too skinny for it to happen.
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December 13, 2006
Liv
At 11:40 am Liv said:
When you’re that skinny you often don’t even HAVE your period!
December 13, 2006
San Francisco Treat
At 1:34 pm San Francisco Treat said:
What was the pot for? Her glaucoma?
December 13, 2006
At 2:09 pm Adrienne said:
85 lb women don’t have enough body fat to bleed out the hoo-ha
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December 13, 2006
At 2:38 pm Because I Said So said:
I guess I should say ditto to what everyone else has said. Everyone knows anorexics don’t have periods? *sucks teeth, rolls eyes up in head*
December 13, 2006
At 7:14 pm Jo Jo said:
Everyone’s correct–at her low weight, she would not even HAVE a period.
December 13, 2006
At 2:51 pm Ashley said:
That’s exactly what I was going to post.
December 14, 2006