Filed under: Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
Strawberry Quik, an artificially flavored powdered drink mix favored by sugar-infused children, has been transformed into a cocaine condiment allegedly favored by certain booze-infused starlets. Strawberry Quik imparts a fashionable shade of baby pink and balances the bitter aftertaste with a cloying sugary sweetness. When Page Six ran a blind item asking “which hard-partying Hollwood starlet…cuts her coke with strawberry Quik”, bloggers were quick to speculate Lindsay Lohan as the culprit. I wonder how the Nestle Company feels about Lindsay’s unlikely association with one of their respected brands? Medium: Ink on paper, digital color.
Continuing her swath of destruction, Lindsay picks Al Gore as her next brand defamation target. According to Page Six, Lindsay sent a bizarre email out to her friends and lawyers, writing “Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he’d be happy to have a conversation with me.” Al Gore’s publicists worked quickly to distance him from the poison of the Lohan. Medium: photo collage.Get your hot Lindsay Lohan “Be Adequite” T-shirt here!
Posted by 14 ♦ December 11, 2006
H.M
At 3:40 am H.M said:
Dear 14,
I have a tremendous respect to your work and admire the innovative cunning way you express it. Your vivid, poignant art so amusingly represent the saying: a picture’s worth a thousands words (and even more). It does, however, sadden me to say that I sense a tendency on your behalf to tarnish mainly the females on this business. (And that is, my sister, quite unfair.) While I agree that some of these women have shown us their disgusting social side, there are also plenty of disgraces and hideousness that you can find (and portrait) on the testosterone enhanced side.
The trash, the sleaze and the desperate cry for attention (as you so eloquently put it) could just as easily be represented by Kid Rock, Steve -jackass-indeed –O and K-fed.
Having exposed your private parts to the paparazzi is no more laughable than revealing your stupidity (Tom cruise and the anti depressants) to the world.
Being called a trout pout lips isn’t as shameful as being known as an adulterer (Ryan Philippi, David Beckaham, Brad Pitt, Judd law and more…)
Being ill with anorexia, an unfortunate condition that can only damage oneself, isn’t coming close to being a chronic drunk driver who can damage other people’s lives as well. (Rip Torn)
Being a party girl/ is million times better than being a racist (KKKramer, Mel Gibson),
“Accusing” a women for being a slut/ a tart (or any other derogatory word they use to abuse women) is unparallel to being a criminal (snoop dogg), or a murderer (Phil Spector, O.J. Simpson).
14 - Don’t be misogynistic. Cover the entertainment business with fairness.
December 11, 2006
At 4:22 am azuka said:
Hahahahaahaha! This is great! (I mean , your work 14) Poor Lilo, she is lost!
Saluditos! =D
December 11, 2006
At 4:45 am Maria said:
Brilliant. Such a shame. Saw Mean Girls last nite, who knew? Bravo. What can I say? Your work is excellent.
December 11, 2006
At 5:54 am E said:
How appropriate — the Nesquick rabbit mascot’s name is “Quicky.” Funny how that also seems Lohan-suitable.
December 11, 2006
At 6:40 am DJ McManus said:
“Al Gore will help me.” - everybody says that shit.
December 11, 2006
At 7:45 am dmumsie said:
Read JunkScience.com poor girl and forget about that La-la Guy helping anyone while he is promoting a bunch of lies himself. Cows and animals pollute, not cars and people.. Hee hee. You are living the sad, wasted immoral life liberals want of all the children raised by a village.. Send money to what ever he says.. and don’t bother him with real life and problems, which might take a higher power moral tone and need religious aid. Mr. Al wife is into stopping piracy/and/or dirty films, violent games and any kind of music.. which ever pays her best.
December 11, 2006
Dave Hater
At 8:44 am Dave Hater said:
H.M, who lives in an alternate universe run by a King Dave, is angry about naughty boys “Ryan Philippi, David Beckaham…, Judd law and more…”
Well, yeah, she should be. Those guys are total bastards. Ryan Phillippe, David Beckham, and Jude Law, on the other hand, are merely tiresome pretty boys who will hopefully go away soon…to make room for more tiresome pretty boys, to be sure.
December 11, 2006
Conspiracy Clair
At 8:46 am Conspiracy Clair said:
I think Al stole her panties. It explains a lot.
December 11, 2006
At 9:27 am Mat said:
H.M…. you obviously didn’t bother to read the backlogs… 14 is hardly misogynistic and has no problem lambasting Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, and a swath of other male celebrities.
And dmumsie, it’s statements like “wasted immoral life liberals” that make moderates like myself dislike conservatives. If y’all could just keep the crazy turned down to a 5 and try respecting the views of others even if you disagree with them, then maybe the Republicans wouldn’t have lost the house and senate.
December 11, 2006
At 10:01 am Ama said:
Oh man. Everything about this is perfect- the “Nosetle” brand name, the 3.5 grams … everything! You’re a genius, srsly.
December 11, 2006
Lynnster
At 10:47 am Lynnster said:
I love your site. I envy your talent, I wish I was a better illustrator. You’re really prolific at it & I’m immensely jealous.
One little thing though… that Al Gore clip from Leno? Is really, really old. Possibly even a year or so. It wasn’t in response to Lindsay’s e-mail, he was just being silly & making a joke because so many people had called him “stiff.”
December 11, 2006
14
At 10:55 am 14 said:
Hi Lynnster,
The Al Gore clip is old? It must be removed then!!
Thanks!
14
killed her television
December 11, 2006
At 12:42 pm ricko said:
Lindsay, I’m sure that you have a goodness inside you that just gets a bit ’side-tracked’ on occasion, I’m willing to put all my dreams aside and help you out for a while; drop me a line (no pun intended), I’ve found that the media (except for lovely 14,) has been a tad over-abusive to you. A word to the wise….don’t trust Gore, after all, he married someone named “Tipper”!! Call me………..
December 11, 2006
At 1:16 pm Demon Kitty said:
What the fuck? There I was, admiring the strawberry on Lohan’s head and her rabbit ears and what not and then- then- I read H.M. accusing 14 of being a misogynist! Shove it H.M.! Fourteen has made fun of so many men on this site. Just what are Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney, and Nicole Richie doing for women’s lib these days? NOTHING!!!! NOTHING!!!!! The only problem I ever had with the feminist movement was that it needed a sense of humor. Dmumsie - take your Nazi views and shove them up your ass - Britney Spears voted for Bush and has recently shown the world her cunt- how MORAL of her!!!!
You draw Lindsay so well 14. I daresay, I am starting to anticipate that one day I will wake up to find out that she died of an overdose.
December 11, 2006
H.M
At 1:53 pm H.M said:
14,
Calling you a Misogynistic was harsh and uncalled for. I apologize. (Nevertheless, I still stand on my original wish which was to see some diversity with the portrayed subjects.)
Thanks.
December 11, 2006
At 2:29 pm i am not worthy said:
i wuv it. all i can think of is how quikly lil lilo morphed into rick james: strawberry quik is one hell of a drug!
December 11, 2006
At 2:36 pm Jenn F. said:
H.M., as others have pointed out, do some research before you start flinging accusations. Just because you see a few pieces as of late that show females doesn’t mean that the artist only picks on women… check out the list of past work.
Secondly, even if 14 felt like only having fun with pictures of one particular type of person or character, who the fuck are you to tell her that she shouldn’t? She’s perfectly entitled to produce whatever kind of art based on whatever kind of subject she feels like. She owes you, and the rest of the world, absolutely nothing.
I had the same experience as Demon Kitty… I was so much enjoying the strawberry on Linlo’s head, and the perky-coked-out expression, and the rabbit teeth… and the straw up the nose… and then - THEN - the first comment we’re faced with is a snotty critic who’s searching for something to pick apart.
14, this is a particularly fantastic piece of work. Love it.
December 11, 2006
Bad_Kitty_Cat
At 3:36 pm Bad_Kitty_Cat said:
H.M a woman cannot possibly be mysogsinistic, the artist is merely pointing out “interesting” facts.
And yes being a racist is much worse than being a party person. But then again, being a party person is far far worse than spending your time helping other people.
Oh the inner beauty of flushing away your money (or your parents money) on drugs and booze.
Just because YOU find it socialy acceptable doesn’s mean the whole world does. I live in a posh little european city full of A-listers(as opposed to the B or C listers that you admire).. and this might come as a surprise to you but nobody shows his privates so that the paparazzos can get some nice full tit and minge shot… You know why? Because is not friggin’ normal! Nobody in their right mind goes komando and… 1) hikes up her mini skirt on a red carpet (Paris H.), 2) puts on a short dress to get out of a small boat in front of the press (Lohan), 3) does a full slit for the paparazzi (Britney)… Try it yourself at one family reunion and tell me how it goes. As for anorexia, many women use this people as thinspiration… As long as they don’t admit their illness and keep making people believe it’s normal… young woment WILL continue to DIE… You’re either too dumb or too self-absorbed to aknowledge this. Bugger off! It’s nice to see some intelligence and wit on the net!
December 11, 2006
At 3:54 pm Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
“H.M a woman cannot possibly be mysogsinistic, the artist is merely pointing out “interesting” facts.”
Ah, Bad_Kitty_Cat, there are indeed women out there who hate
other women. Most of them go into politics, but there is one in particular I’m thinking of…she is as scrawny, overly tanned, and blonde as any starlet, and yes, there are many pictures of her ladybits on the internet. She’s a shrieking harridan who changes her religion at the drop of a hat, preaches against extra-marital relations (although she’s been known to do it herself) and will always, always, always take the side of a man against a woman. You may have heard of her. She calls herself “Dr. Laura”.
December 11, 2006
At 4:05 pm Kai said:
Oy, what has been going on of late? Racist accusations, misogynistic accusations, unecessary political statements, and accusing lovely 14 of being jealous and shallow! I’m sorry I have to say this. I think you must be jealous of Tom Cruise. There is no other reason for your mocking him. I also have a short memory span, and a hair trigger temper, and I am OUTRAGED to see women featured recently, especially such lovely women as these? Blah blah blah -political comment- blah. 14- you made her a redhead? A white girl? How racist! Okay, are we done now?
Shalom,
Kai
(Your token Jewish commenter)
P.S. With those rabbit teeth and her expression I thought she was Madonna at first!
December 11, 2006
At 4:46 pm midevil said:
14 just paints what she sees, man.
December 11, 2006
At 5:34 pm Texas said:
Mmmm! Me love some Quik Strawberry!
December 11, 2006
At 8:27 pm Hee said:
Al looks damn happy to see Lindsay.
I’m just sayin’.
December 11, 2006
At 9:58 pm Mother Fluffer said:
Here’s the deal:
Yes there are worse things than partying and showing your twat, but these things are not FUNNY. Racism is not funny. Murder is not funny. Being worth millions while having the IQ of wallpaper, THAT’s funny!
Unfortunately it IS females making asses of themselves more than men. We’ve gone through decades of Women’s lib to arrive at “Girls Gone Wild”? Ladies, this is entirely your fault, you can’t blame men. And this willingness of young women these days to degrade their own sex is something that should be punished. 14 gives a good spanking!
Rock On!
December 11, 2006
At 1:26 am dot said:
Perfection!!! Also Hohan has 2 jacked up front teeth.. so thats what she resembed to me, a rabbit/fox.
*clears throat*
Annnnnd iiiiiiiIIIIIii willll alwayyyyss loveee youuuuuuUUUUUUUu 14
December 12, 2006
At 7:35 am jerkygirl said:
14 rocks. The strawberry on the head is my favorite part. H.M., go start your own blog or something since you like to hear yourself talk so much. 14 a misogynist, wtf puh-leeez. Her fans (and lots of us are women) are x-tremely loyal for a reason and it sure as heck ain’t because she’s a misogynist for crying out loud.
December 12, 2006
At 10:27 am Kai said:
A quick addendum: I admit, I am a fan of Lindsay. Not because of any movies she’s been in (though I understand she did a good job in a few of them), but because she has potential, and doesn’t seem as lost the others. Maybe I’m just cutting her slack because she’s pretty.. she’s cute as a bunny, though.
Bad_Kitty_Cat and Mother Fluffer- I agree with your points. Dmumsie, was it necessary to sound insane? (Quick word of advice- if you want people to listen to your beliefs, don’t leave them thinking “Uhhhhh what?” Alright?) And if anyone tries to make an unwarranted accusations toward 14, well… She can paint whatever she wants, so take that popsicle and suck on it.
Shalom,
Kai
(Your semi-cranky token Jewish commenter)
December 12, 2006
Summer A
At 10:39 am Summer A said:
14, I love your site and I think it’s awesome. May I suggest an idea for your next Celebrity Animal? Picture this; Tara Reid as a drunk Raccoon, check the link to see the pictures that gave me the idea.
http://dlisted.com/2006/12/12/lost-cause/
Keep up the good work!
December 12, 2006
At 12:45 pm O said:
Hahahaha the caption with Al Gore is so believable! Like that one incident when she walked up to Brad Pitt and said ‘Hi’
He was all confused on who she was and thought it was a random fan!
A+ artwork
December 12, 2006
At 1:27 pm Viper Tetsu said:
All those nattering nabobs who were carping about LiLo not being goofy-looking enough in your Three Disgraces illo can sure drink in the acrid joy of this one (as long as they stir in some Strawberry Quik to sweeten the bite, natch)! Brill, baby.
When you do these altered products, it’s like The Wacky Packages’ guttersnipe Little Sister graffiti-tagging the subway of celebrity. To which I say, right the hell on.
December 12, 2006
At 2:04 pm Nechyfer said:
Hey 14….excellent as always.
By the way, Ama | December 11, 2006 at 10:01 AM ,
Who cares were crazy AL pix came from?
It’s the expression and the point that the artist is making, which got across loud and clear to most, that matters.
14 ROCKS! an admirer
December 12, 2006
At 1:11 pm Demon Kitty said:
I returned to the scene of the crime. 14 are you going to sell this,(?) because if you are, I want to fucking buy it. I just live for those ears, that strawberry, and all the red and pink. You do Lohan so well 14!
Kai, you have such great manners - I am serious! Jenn F made me feel not so alone and I love Viper Tetsu.
Demon Kitty
December 13, 2006
At 3:20 pm Javelin said:
HM, I appreciate the fact that you are aware of sexism in the media. However, I percieve much of 14’s artwork as pro-feminist because it ridicules and rejects behavior and lifestyles which demean women. I hate seeing hollywood bimbos out there spreading lies about what it means to be female. That is why I enjoy Gallery of the Absurd– because it gives me (and others) a voice to say, “Guess what? You’re ridiculous. And we don’t buy it.”
December 13, 2006
At 6:16 pm Anonymous said:
oh my god..all this time, i didnt notice the straw was in her nose!!
December 13, 2006
At 6:44 pm Jenn F. said:
I wish I had a pair of bunny ears with a big ol’ upside-down strawberry attached to the front of them. *sigh*
Demon Kitty, Viper Tetsu, and Javelin ~ you three never fail to make me laugh with your wickedly colourful commentary. Love you all.
December 13, 2006
Fredneck
At 7:51 pm Fredneck said:
HM, there are larger problems in the world. Let’s just enjoy 14’s artwork– whatever her chosen subjects may be.
December 13, 2006
At 11:55 pm morrigan said:
Heheeh great bunny ears. I’d be more coherent if it wasn’t end of the semester. I’m so glad for the witty commenters here.
Seriously, sometimes the comments are almost as good as the artwork. Thanks again for the giggles, 14.
December 13, 2006
At 12:41 am Javelin said:
so, Al Gore hurriedly gives back his half of the friendship bracelet with Paris’ name crossed out, and Lohan slinks away with her tail between her legs– stopping at the nearest microphone to proudly profess she’s been sober for seven days. and that demands respect, people.
December 14, 2006
At 9:56 am Noelegy said:
I went back to look at the bunny ears and strawberry, and my crafter’s mind thought, “That wouldn’t be so hard to make,” and then I was struck by the realism of Lin-Lin’s hairline. Seems an odd thing to notice, but hairlines are tricky things. 14, your art packs a real one-two punch. Not only is it deadly accurate and terribly funny in its observations, but it’s technically and aesthetically knock-my-socks-off GOOD. Brava!
I notice things like this because I’ve been drawing and painting as long as I could hold something in my hand, and most recently have made the transition to computer-rendered artwork with a good deal of Photoshop afterwork. I can’t call myself an artist in the sense that 14 is, because I’m not making my living at it. I just do it for fun. But I can definitely appreciate the work and talent that go into these offerings at the altar of pop culture.
December 14, 2006
Anonymous
At 4:18 pm Anonymous said:
in response to the comment starting “dear 14″ about how being a party girl isn’t as bad as other celebrities. Maybe being a party girl isn’t bad from your perspective. chances are, what she does doesn’t effect you, however, lots of little girls who watch freaky friday or mean girls or any of the other younger movies that she did do look up to her. She’s setting a terrible example for any impressionable young girl. Does anyone else really want another generation of coked out anorexic celebrities as role models?
December 14, 2006
At 8:58 pm lizzybizzyisasizzy said:
yeah, why are men so avoided? come on there are plenty to be verbally abused!
December 14, 2006
At 6:00 am Moonmaid said:
I’m thinking of a celebrity for 14 that everyone would love to see skewered:
Eddie Murphy!
Yes, that tranny-lovin’, Spice-girl impregnating, dump-em-on via television jerk himself!
As for the criticism of 14, I think it extremely unfounded. She is quick to pounce on any celeb who is making a tiresome fool of themself. Tom Cruise is a favorite target, and well deserved, imho. Likewise Mel Gibson (sigh, I think back sadly to the Mel I fell in love with in Road Warrior and the Year of Living Dangerously - wha happened, Mel???)
I agree that Rod Stewart would be a great target, he of the “my daughter has a great rack now” infamy. Or Jessica Simpson’s dad, who so memorably stated, “She’s got double Ds! You can’t hide those puppies!”
December 15, 2006
ccc
At 12:01 pm ccc said:
A masterpiece!
December 15, 2006
At 1:25 pm ClatieK said:
Could this have been LL’s drug of choice? Page Six is so square–that’s not coke, that’s meth!
http://starbulletin.com/2007/05/11/news/story01.html
May 23, 2007