Filed under: Celebutards
The Smoking Gun has compared Nicole Richie’s 2003 Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department booking sheet to this morning’s sheet for Nic’s DUI arrest, and has learned that:
1) Nicole has shrunk an inch;
2) Nicole is five pounds lighter (that’s all?!);
3) Nicole is no longer Caucasian;
4) I am color blind, because Nicole is apparently still blonde. (Note to self: Make appointment with opthalmologist.)
Looking forward to her next arrest when she’s a 5-ft., 80-lb. Asian woman.
Click below for her previous booking sheet.
Posted by Candy ♦ December 11, 2006
San Francisco Treat
At 1:44 pm San Francisco Treat said:
It IS weird how you have to choose black or white. Why not have a biracial option?
December 11, 2006
At 3:15 pm Because I Said So said:
Then most of us would be biracial San Francisco…
December 11, 2006
At 6:25 pm Jo Jo said:
Curiouser and curiouser.
December 11, 2006
Hannah
At 7:28 pm Hannah said:
Weird. I guess she can be whatever she wants!!!
December 11, 2006