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… Now just following trends, as Madonna almost flashes her kibbles and bits. (That is so last week, Madge.)

Madonna and hubby Guy Ritchie, who are reportedly in marriage counseling, apparently caused quite a scene at a restaurant in London the other night. What was supposed to be a romantic, candlelit dinner turned into a disaster, as fellow diners witnessed Guy basically tear Madonna a new one, while she just played with her food. A witness says:

“The atmosphere between them was more than frosty. Guy was the one who was raising his voice the most — you couldn’t help but hear what he was saying. They were sitting in a corner booth and he was telling her that he’d had enough of her being so controlling all the time and that something had to give. Madonna tried to give it back to him, but he would just talk over her. She just seemed really embarrassed. They didn’t enjoy their meal and left after about an hour and a half.”

I call B.S. on this story. Madonna unable to get a word in edgewise — and embarrassed? We’re talking about a woman who didn’t even flinch over cone bras or Swept Away. “Embarrassed” is not in her vocabulary.