C-Love Leaps to Paris’ Defense

Filed under: Celebrities

Er… make that, screws over her defense.

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Courtney Love insists it’s her fault Paris Hilton was arrested for drunk driving in September. The heirhead was stopped by police after leaving a party and arrested for DUI — for which she could be sentenced to six months in jail and fined $1,000 for the incident. Courtney came to Paris’ defense at the Billboard Music Awards, telling E! News, “Paris is my friend. She’s really well-mannered. When she got arrested that night for DUI it was because we were drag racing. I don’t want to pass judgment on anybody.”

Well, that changes everything! Drunk drag racing… who doesn’t do that on Sunset Blvd. from time to time? Geesh. The LAPD is, like, so judgmental.


Posted by Candy ♦ December 6, 2006

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4 Responses to “C-Love Leaps to Paris’ Defense”

  1. Julie

    I just threw up my lunch.

  2. Hannah

    Courtney calling you well mannered doesn’t mean much!!!

  3. kathleen

    now that is a couple…a couple of, well you know.

  4. Jo Jo

    Courtney is pale as a vampire, and I think is probably an energy vampire, as well. Paris actually looks like a normal person beside her.