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Between the adoption debacle and this, Madge is really having a banner year…

Madonna has turned to a top British marriage counselor to help save her marriage to Guy Ritchie, even though insiders claim the couple’s six-year union is pretty much over. The source said, “The marriage is near rock-bottom. They’ve been putting on a united front in public but behind closed doors their marriage has come under strain. The publicity surrounding the adoption has created a difficult atmosphere in their London home. But they are determined to make the marriage work and after a long heart-to-heart they both decided to seek the help of a marriage guidance specialist.”

You don’t need no stinkin’ therapist, Madonna. Two words: Cone bra. That’ll justify your love in a heartbeat.