Filed under: Holiday Tributes

On this day last year, water cooler chatter included:

–After Keith Urban is photographed rubbing Nicole Kidman’s belly, the world is on “Kidman Baby Bump Watch” for the umpteenth time. We all know how that story ends.

–Britney Spears consults lawyers about divorcing Kevin Federline (which she later denies). So why’d it take her an entire year to file the freakin’ papers?

–Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler announce they have picked out a name, Alabama, for their yet-to-be-born daughter. CUT TO: A year later. Shanna is slicing up Travis into tiny bits. Ain’t love grand?

–Gwyneth Paltrow denies pregnancy rumors. CUT TO: Four months later. Son Moses is born. Hmmm… world’s shortest pregnancy?