Filed under: Britney Spears, If Artist X painted Celebrity X, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
La Primavera is one of Sandro Botticelli’s best known paintings. The angelic figures shown in this ethereal work of art all represent mythological characters. While viewing this painting at the Uffizi, my eyes were drawn to the fluid movement and delicate beauty of the Three Graces. According to Greek mythology, the Three Graces represent beauty, charm and joy. Contemporary mythological characters such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are the antithesis of grace. This makes them the Three Disgraces. They represent sleaze, trash, and desperate cry for attention. What makes these women think we want to see high resolution photos of their bald, flabby, and in Britney’s case, Kevin Federline-infected genitalia? If they want to show off their crotch, why don’t they just go ahead and pose for Playboy? Their girlie bits would be thankfully photo retouched to oblivion and our precious eyeballs would be spared the harsh detail of pimples, stubble, cesarean scar and general ickiness sullying their private parts. Medium: Acrylic on board.
Posted by 14 ♦ December 4, 2006
At 1:44 am SM said:
I have to stop popping in here, I’m going to literally die laughing one of these days.
*Ow ow ow…my side hurts from laughing!*
14, I bow to your creativity, you are brilliant. Thanks for all your hard work.
December 4, 2006
At 1:58 am Oldie said:
14, brilliant as usual!
December 4, 2006
At 4:30 am Chantelle said:
I love it! (But I guess you already knew that).
December 4, 2006
At 5:04 am Kiki said:
Bravo!!! :)))
December 4, 2006
At 5:23 am Hee said:
Hilarious and all so true!
By the way, the link to Primavera doesn’t work…
December 4, 2006
At 6:31 am Texas said:
ROFL!!!! They must be celebrating the fact they reeked nothing but yeast infection, poop, crab infested, and ungodly vag discharges! Ewwwwwwww I think I’m going to throw up!
Fab work as always!!!!!!!!!
December 4, 2006
At 6:57 am Erik said:
I wish I could say “That’s hot” but its too damned funny to be hot.
December 4, 2006
At 6:58 am amara said:
Absolute genius. Botticelli would approve.
December 4, 2006
At 6:59 am Shoshie said:
Thank you so much for this. I was hoping you would do the whole Briney thing justice and you did! I half expected to see cheeto crumbs on Britney’s hootch. hehe
December 4, 2006
At 7:16 am BrnEyedGirl676 said:
I think you like La-Lohan… she looks down-right pretty in your painting (and I think her freckles are cute!). She looks like she’s leading away her ugly step-sisters to the carnival freak show, set up at the edge of the woods. But that’s just my interpretation.
December 4, 2006
At 7:50 am Andie said:
This is great, but you’ve made Lohan way too pretty and innocent looking here.
I love Paris’s wonky eye and hooked nose. Good job.
December 4, 2006
At 8:05 am Kitty in Washington said:
Brilliant!
December 4, 2006
Worker B...itch
At 8:17 am Worker B…itch said:
Love the art. Love your words.
December 4, 2006
Ignatz
At 8:42 am Ignatz said:
Holy Cow! I’m not sure Botticelli would’ve approved, but Goya most certainly would have…
December 4, 2006
At 8:58 am Alana said:
BEST PICTURE EVER!
December 4, 2006
At 9:00 am SaraS-P said:
I just found this site — if it is always this hilarious, I am sure glad I did!
December 4, 2006
At 9:05 am Jeili said:
14? Your creativity never ceases to amaze.You are truly gifted… and I am laughing so hard, tears are streaming down my cheeks.
December 4, 2006
At 9:30 am Sassy said:
OMG…….I love it! Fabulous! Although I think Lindsay is waaaay too pretty in this, you gotta fug her up abit…well, love the freckley/pimply ass…..LOL!
December 4, 2006
At 9:41 am Crees_dahl said:
Oh My Lord…
I honestly had to look at this for a few minutes to get all the crazy details you threw in there. Love it. That is all I can say.
December 4, 2006
At 9:47 am IamHOT said:
HAHA. SO FUNNY AND SO TRUE!!! HAHA to the Parasite Hilton bumps down there. ewww grossssss
December 4, 2006
At 10:03 am ricko said:
I’ve been a fan of yours for over a year now.
This is truly one of your finest!The huge fingers, the warts, it’s brilliant! One question though, what are your REAL,TRUE fellings about the antics of these ‘desperate degenerates’? (sounds like a sequel to a currently popular TV show! LOL)Thanx for the S&G!!
December 4, 2006
mtx
At 10:18 am mtx said:
Hey! How come Lindsey still looks ok?
December 4, 2006
At 10:26 am Leslie said:
Perfect! Bravo!!!
December 4, 2006
At 10:26 am Jessica said:
Oh, the detail!!
I simply love the ungodly huge feet of Paris Hilton along with those wretched bumps on her bikini area! hahaha! Brilliant!
December 4, 2006
At 10:37 am Noelegy said:
Ye gods and little fishes, this one could have used a “Not Safe For Work” warning. Ai-yi! Nailed it again. I took a Renaissance art history class a few years ago, and one of our assignments was to write compare-and-contrast papers on two Ren paintings. Our choice of paintings, but there were some we were specifically prohibited from using because they were just too complicated for the scope of the paper. “Primavera” was one of them. I’ve always found it to be such an interesting piece of art, with all the symbolism and detail. For every grace there must, apparently, be disgrace, and we’re certainly living in the age of disgrace: such a change from the Italian Renaissance. I’m sure they had their scandals back then, too, only ours are so much more out there and in our faces, much as we might wish otherwise.
December 4, 2006
Gigi
At 10:46 am Gigi said:
Rolemodels for young teens? - You sure have painted us a harsh reality.
I am amazed at how much I laugh every time I come to this site - phenomenal work!
- love love Parisite’s enormous feet and twiching eye -
December 4, 2006
At 10:47 am Hoo-hah! said:
Preach on, Sister.
December 4, 2006
At 11:17 am Maria said:
OMG hahaha. Paris looks like Barbra Streisand. Lindsay is the only gorgeous one of the bunch. Poor retards. Excellent work once again.
December 4, 2006
At 11:17 am cookie said:
They really do have it coming…
December 4, 2006
At 11:25 am mariaaaaa said:
Brilliant!
I LOVE how wonky and diseased you make Ostrich face look and how tubby and confused you make Brit look. I also secretly like Linds so I’m pleased that she looks pretty. Somebody please help that girl before she gains permanent residency in skank-land!
December 4, 2006
At 12:09 pm Morrigan said:
Absolute genius! I’m stunned into silence… thank you for gracing us with your talents!
December 4, 2006
At 12:20 pm Maritza said:
so funny and so true!
December 4, 2006
LA
At 12:26 pm LA said:
Another one for the hall of fame!
December 4, 2006
bubble over
At 12:35 pm bubble over said:
OMG, that is so (sorry Brit) hilarious
December 4, 2006
Jim
At 12:49 pm Jim said:
This is a riot, you’re my man!! Oh yeah of course they had their fair share of scandals, I mean, eh, the Renaissance crowd. I did Decamerone in college and it was quite a rowdy age, except that everything back then were done discreetly and (dare I say it) gracefully.
I guess Lindsay Lohan is, I assume most people would probably agree, the least disgusting looking among the 3 (vis-a-vis a Lousiana trailer trash and a herpes infested match-stick so we’re not settin’ the bar too high here), so I’m not gonna take offense that she seems a bit less revolting than the other 2 here…
December 4, 2006
darin
At 12:52 pm darin said:
great, great work! love paris’ wonky eye and man hands! and britney’s goldfish face has never looked trashier! keep it up!
December 4, 2006
At 12:55 pm tom said:
You are consistently brilliant. I cannot wait for the inevitable book compilation of these.
Thanks!
December 4, 2006
At 1:05 pm Samantha Jones said:
Fucking brilliant. From the wonky eye to the space between Shitney’s eyes, you didn’t miss a single detail. Genius.
December 4, 2006
ccc
At 1:11 pm ccc said:
Terrific! You totally read my mind. None of these women want to subject themselves in the pages of Playboy..yet are willing to give us, the public, a Photoshop-free retina burning peep show. Herpes, warts and all.
B+ for the creativity..but you forgot Lindsay’s cankles, double chin and open-mouthed blank coke stare..maybe next time..
December 4, 2006
At 1:13 pm Alix said:
I want one! I want one! HA. HA. HA. HA.
December 4, 2006
At 1:24 pm wundersmack said:
I’m going to take a shower in hot bleach now.
December 4, 2006
At 1:53 pm gossipaddicted said:
poor Botticelli..ahahahhah ..you’re great ….very hilarious |
Isabella
December 4, 2006
At 2:16 pm Chansmom said:
OMG!!!! 14, I’m going to have to quit coming here if I’m rushing through my dinner in front of the computer while getting my work done! First, yuck! I should have known better! LOL! And secondly, you rock!
I couldn’t resist looking when someone I know sent me a link to see Britney’s naughty bits. Oh my! That silly ‘yotch. She has now proven she has no class.
December 4, 2006
At 2:23 pm Long Island Irish said:
I love this one 14! Although I do think Shitney’s “girlie parts” look far worse than can possibly be portrayed.
The only thing I really need to say is that Britney is by far the worst here. All three of these people are disgusting but Britney is a MOTHER for God’s sake! Seriously, I fear that K-Fed may very well end up with those kids. He’s a slime bag but at least he wears underwear. One way or another those kids are screwed.
December 4, 2006
At 2:25 pm yea sure said:
Sorry but this is a very sexist and stupid drawing.
And your commentary proves that it’s not done at all in good humor, but comes from a place of hatred.
“They represent sleaze, trash, and desperate cry for attention. What makes these women think we want to see high resolution photos of their bald, flabby, and in Britney’s case, Kevin Federline-infected genitalia? If they want to show off their crotch, why don’t they just go ahead and pose for Playboy?”
Yea right. And you’re not doing this drawing to attract attention to your “sleaze, trash, and desperate cry for attention ” self / site ? Get off your off high horse please.
>>
December 4, 2006
At 2:48 pm deanna said:
i would like to direct my indignant comment to what “yea sure” posted…go buck a fuffalo!! i understand the countries conviently located along said axis of evil are currently accepting visa applications for folks who aren’t into freedom of expression nor speech. now do these three nutjobs take their expression too far, beyond the ability of some to stomach, or drive to gouge said eyes out? damn right!! am i sick of it? damn skippy!! do i think shitney should be presenting awards at the kids nickolodeon awards like some sorta role model?… chile pleez. you keep doing yo thang 14.. by the way the background is very clever. love the illusions
December 4, 2006
At 2:49 pm ItsMe said:
Brilliant!
December 4, 2006
At 2:50 pm SlumNobility said:
Usually your work is very funny and cartoonish, but the social criticism in this work I think sets it apart. For me this is your best and most intelligent work yet. Unfortunately for the individuals in this painting…they have no sense of grace or disgrace! You’ll never run out of work, I suppose.
December 4, 2006
At 3:19 pm tala said:
this is pure genius! you got my entire office in stitches. thanks again for brightening our day with your delightfully horrific painting.
December 4, 2006
At 3:30 pm Marie said:
How did you keep your hand still while painting? You must have been giggling your pants off, yea?
Hee-hee!
(My God, the look on Britney’s face. Too rich.)
December 4, 2006
At 3:36 pm Snow Queen said:
Long Island Irish, “Growing A Sense Of Humor” should top your list of New Year’s Resolutions.
On topic, this is absolutely brilliant. These three have become walking caricatures due to their antics. I think you nailed it!!
December 4, 2006
At 3:38 pm Kathryn said:
yeah! friggin DISGUSTING!
December 4, 2006
darkrainbow
At 3:42 pm darkrainbow said:
Wow, the face of Paris is spot-on! Just like her parts ‘down-below’, I’m sure!
December 4, 2006
At 3:50 pm Kai said:
Forgive me if I may be harsh here, nay, I’ll be nice first- Lindsay looks pretty! Britney looks like (I’m going to be harsh now) a confused hippo. Yikes! Though at least she’s not as grotesque as Paris Hilton, who looks like a Salvador Dali painting! Anyone who thinks she’s hot can now be quieted. I am quite happy that Paris’s man-hand covers part of her horrifying crotch- she keeps getting guys, but who would want to go near that? Oy vey. And by the way I am a man, so please don’t tell me I’m jealous and want to look like her! Because I don’t. That would be disturbing. And horrifying. Thanks for cheering me up, despite some issues I’m going through right now! Much thanks!
Shalom,
Kai
(P.S. I came and saw it when there were only 2 comments, but decided to come back later- well this piece is quite popular! I think it’s a classic!)
December 4, 2006
At 4:05 pm toomuch4u said:
Thanks for showing Paris and Brittney as FUGLY as they are. As much as people hate Linds, she is ugmo like the other 2 that is why her face looks normal. Anyway Im sure plenty of American bitches wear no undies. THEY DONT HAVE STALKERS FLASHING UPSKIRT PICS AT THEM THATS ALL!!!!!
IT IS FUNNY HOW PEOPLE CALL THESE WOMEN SLEAZY AND TRASHY WHEN THEY BASICALLY WALK AROUND DOING WHAT THEY WANT. THE MEDIA AND PHOTOGS ARE THE SLEAZY PEOPLE WHO PURPOSEFULLY TAKE THE UPSKIRT PICS.
FUNNY HOW THE PUBLIC IS SO BRAINWASHED BY THE MEDIA. IM SO GLAD I WORKED AS A JOURNALIST BECUZ YOU DUMBASSSES BELIEVE ANYTHING.
HOW ARE THESE WOMEN YOUR KIDS ROLEMODELS???HOW ABOUT YOU TURN THE DAMN TV OFF AND PUT THEM IN SPORTS OR SOME ACTIVITY.. PROBABLY GOT SOME FAT ASS KIDS WHO WATCH TV AND SURF THE NET ALL DAY EATING CHEETOS. TEACH YOUR KID STOP DEPENDING ON OTHERS TO DO IT!
December 4, 2006
At 4:16 pm rotozaza said:
Pure excellence, in concept and execution!
The only tiny detail missing (and I hate to mention anything at all because you rock my world) is Britney’s giant deformed big toes and prehensile thumbs. Be sure to look next time, they’re huge and both her mannish thumbs bend back at nearly unnatural angles. You got Paris’s huge feet, but Britney also has really ugly man hands and deformed looking troll feet.
December 4, 2006
At 4:20 pm MM said:
Have to point out that it was yea sure not L.I. Irish who posted the humorless, pointless slam on 14.
December 4, 2006
At 4:26 pm golaud said:
Brilliant! An artist who reads all the same blogs I do and shakes his/her head over all the same crazy stuff. Max Beerbohm would approve.
December 4, 2006
At 4:54 pm Monika M said:
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!……right to the point!
December 4, 2006
Anonymous
At 4:57 pm Anonymous said:
OMG I LOVE IT
December 4, 2006
At 5:08 pm albamar said:
hahahahahhaa paris feet are histerical jajajajajajaja
December 4, 2006
peach
At 5:12 pm peach said:
haha they even gave Paris Genital warts haha!
December 4, 2006
At 5:12 pm Long Island Irish said:
You’re right Snow Queen, I didn’t say anything funny about this picture and it is. Plus 14 deserves the humor. Especially because Paris looks like a giant Parrot here. I should try to say something funny about these drawings. “Walking caricatures” is a great way to describe these three anyway.
December 4, 2006
At 5:18 pm Zoey said:
You know, Lindsay really does look too pretty.
But brilliant - as usual!!!
And did anyone else notice that Britney is flipping us off? Hm.
December 4, 2006
At 5:20 pm busyness said:
Hillarious! The detail is a trip: Paris’ wonky eye and diseased parts down below; Lindsay’s freckles; and Britney’s facial acne, thick thighs (comparitively), caesarean scar and disturbing K-Fed infected part.
Why can’t any of these three see themselves for the jokes that they really are. It would be funnier if children weren’t involved. Britney’s poor kids don’t appear to have a chance.
That said, this portrait is classically awesome!
December 4, 2006
At 5:22 pm Long Island Irish said:
Hi MM,
LOL I thought it was me becuase I didn’t make a joke, it’s okay one way or another, I could be a bit funnier here anyway. No harm done.
December 4, 2006
At 5:30 pm Renaissance said:
You are BRILLIANT
December 4, 2006
At 5:32 pm Danielle said:
Hysterically warped! Love Brit’s faint reddish colored neck.
December 4, 2006
At 5:39 pm Sugarbunny said:
Awesome
December 4, 2006
JosiePie
At 6:01 pm JosiePie said:
So hysterical and right-on, I am in awe.
December 4, 2006
At 6:07 pm Spicy Pants said:
Love it~ Linked to you from Celebrity Smack!
December 4, 2006
At 6:24 pm Devans00 said:
Those STD sores on Paris are hilarious.
Thanks for the laugh.
December 4, 2006
At 6:25 pm Demon Kitty said:
Dear God, I can’t take it anymore! I can’t take it anymore! I can’t take it anymore!
I am dying from a visual overdose of CROTCH!!!!!
You are a genius 14! I hope these skanky women see this, but the fact that I have seen their cooters in various states of disease and medical repair proves that they are beyond embarrassment!
Soon we will have the misfortune of seeing them urinate and defecate in public! They have already done everything else!
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
December 4, 2006
At 6:50 pm riki the dark said:
“If they want to show off their crotch, why don’t they just go ahead and pose for Playboy? Their girlie bits would be thankfully photo retouched to oblivion and our precious eyeballs would be spared the harsh detail of pimples, stubble, cesarean scar and general ickiness sullying their private parts.”
I agree, poor gay boys like me are innocently blogging and reading blogs until we stumble upon a photo of their uber icky wilted flowers …ugh, the though makes me sick, excuse me while I run to the toilet and puke…for the nth time!!!
December 4, 2006
At 6:53 pm . said:
you went too nice on lindsay, but too harsh on britney. come on britney definitely is better looking than linsey
December 4, 2006
At 6:56 pm Pikachelsea said:
Quite possibly the best picture in the history of this site. The title alone is pure genius. If you don’t like it, GTF off the Internet. We don’t want you here.
December 4, 2006
At 7:03 pm sainte said:
is the original for sale?
this painting says it all about where american culture is going
December 4, 2006
At 7:42 pm Jester said:
Hilarious. Among your finest works, 14. Although I might suggest that using the term “Private Parts” for any bit of these 3 might be a bit of a reach…
December 4, 2006
At 7:55 pm deanna said:
uhhm “toomuch4you”….”IM SO GLAD I WORKED AS A JOURNALIST” would the operative word here be “worked”? Are you no longer working in the field? I hate when I have to pull myself together to respond in a somewhat intelligent fashion, especially when it is well into the evening. “toomuch4you” you seem very angry that others are expressing their outrage at the lack of decency these women demonstrate. I would also make the observation that you seem to be projecting your anger, which is a defense mechanism that individuals use when they lack adequate coping and or communication skills to address the true underlying issue(Freud). If the bottom line is you do not own nor use undies and feel as if you have been attacked personally by bloggers on this site that would be unfortunate. An apology will not be forth coming. Perhaps psychoanalytic psychotherapy might be in order. Now I never said they were my childrens’ role models, but truth be told, these girls are media icons and as such are part and parcel of the necessary evils in our society to promote the film and music goods marketed to children. I simply do not believe it to be beyond the realm of reason to expect the people who supposedly market themselves as wholesome and worthy to be part of the family economy do try to model some of what they would like us soccer moms to invest our hard earned money on. Actually that would be hollywood pretending to know just how much bad behavior can be tolerated by their employees before their goods and services fail to market successfully(not really a soccer mom) Turning off the tv and running away would be avoidance, addressing the issue.. priceless
December 4, 2006
K.
At 8:00 pm K. said:
Dude, you are being WAY too kind to Lohan, that girl is a train wreck.
December 4, 2006
At 8:05 pm sachiko said:
actually i think brit loks pretty cute in this one hehehe
brilliant work
December 4, 2006
At 9:08 pm Kai said:
Oy! toomuch4u, I get around town and I wear undergarments. Also, I am a man, and I am not in the habit of wearing a skirt. Their… erm, private areas are rather obvious. Also, they are in the public eye. I would wear panties if I were a celebrity woman (chances of happening- null). These people have also no class in other areas of their life. The American public loves it of course, and don’t think their brains are so small they don’t know that. (Actually in the case of Britney her lack of class just makes me pity her). No, they are not role models, and I hope they’re not striving to be. I don’t have kids yet, but of course I would be a good parent, a good role model, but it wouldn’t hurt for them to have other role models, hopefully not blatant trash, though. Not to be rude, toomuch4u, but who was your role model that made you so angry and type in all caps?
Shalom,
Kai
December 4, 2006
Fug.
At 9:30 pm Fug. said:
Lovely, but I think you made Lindsay look too pretty.
December 4, 2006
At 9:34 pm jayco said:
Twatastically Twisted! Love you, 14.
December 4, 2006
At 9:36 pm Yagirl said:
I cain’t believe it!!! Your version/depiction of these 3 bimbo’s walking like ho’s is freakin’ DEAD-oN! Do these tramps really have no SHAME and no Clue of their reputations???
December 4, 2006
At 10:49 pm CowgirlUp said:
The likeness of Paris is outstanding! Very funny!
December 4, 2006
At 10:51 pm Javelin said:
this is my favorite thing ever. talk show hosts and late night comedians can say all they want but this picture is worth a thousand or their words. awesome!
December 4, 2006
At 11:13 pm nan said:
14, I loove this! I am a trash-a-holic, and this is such a true representation of these girl’s gross antics right now. I’m all for wearing undies and crossing legs, but I guess I’m old fashioned! Keep up the brilliant work!
December 4, 2006
At 11:38 pm sativa said:
ha awesome
December 4, 2006
Blueboy
At 11:58 pm Blueboy said:
LMAOOO I can’t stop laughing at Paris’s face,its brilliant,the whole thing,I love ur site
December 4, 2006
At 12:07 am O said:
Man these are hilarious! I’m still LMFAO @ Lindsay standing on Paris’ humongous foot!
This is so perfect, thank youuuuuuu!
December 5, 2006
Elen
At 1:24 am Elen said:
GREAT
December 5, 2006
At 1:32 am matthew said:
rofl…
December 5, 2006
At 2:36 am azuka said:
Hahahaahahaha… the feet are so hysterical, Ooh gosh I don`t know why not… “If they want to show off their crotch, why don’t they just go ahead and pose for Playboy?” Yeeeah!! This is what I said! Just like Christina…
Son todas unas asquerosas! Ewwwwwww…
Saluditos 14
=D
December 5, 2006
At 3:34 am Jaded said:
Too, too funny and love the detail.
These skanks have turned into caricatures of themselves.
December 5, 2006
sup
At 4:15 am sup said:
In all seriousness, paintings are supposed to capture the essence, and this one is as near perfect (or IS it perfect?) as it can possibly get. I gotta say, as ugly as the Paris portrayal is (and I NEVER thought she was hot), the Britney one is staggering and I actually have a difficult time looking at it. And I like the “positive” portrayal of Lindsay - she isn’t quite as bad as the other two as she actually does have some talent, and seemingly a potential excuse for being fucked up (like her crazy family life), she actually has a chance. Great work!
December 5, 2006
At 4:57 am Michael Richards said:
Magnifique!!!
December 5, 2006
At 6:36 am buggey said:
Please, please, please do something on Jennifer Aniston. You’ve made fun of Brad and Angelina a few times. Equal opportunity. Just one time. Chinny chin,chin.
December 5, 2006
At 6:57 am Cokemonkey said:
Another brilliant piece of work from you 14, you never fail us! You are a twisted, twisted bitch!! lol!! The Best!
December 5, 2006
14
At 8:07 am 14 said:
Thanks for your comments everyone! Your feedback and commentary are what makes this blog so interesting. It’s not the celebrities I find interesting, it’s the social commentary generated by their antics.
xoxo
14
December 5, 2006
At 8:44 am licoricepirate said:
this is amazing
if u ever stop arting, i will weep bitter tearz.
December 5, 2006
At 10:07 am Kamala said:
14, YOU ROCK MY WORLD. Like I said, this is one of the all time classics. This one made my colon spasm with twisted delight. Eww.
December 5, 2006
At 10:18 am Snow Queen said:
My apologies to you dear Long Island Irish, as ‘yea sure’ was indeed the target of my vitriol.
Seriously, though, I have to question anyone who doesn’t see the pitch-perfect tone of this picture.
December 5, 2006
At 10:58 am JustPeachy said:
Of course, 14, excellent work as always! It’s always nice to combine your gift of artistry with your gift of snark!
One thing - to the people who are saying: “you made lindsey too pretty” or “britney looks better than that”…people like you make me a little nauseous. You wait until someone creates something and then add your golden opinion on how it could be “better”. Create your own shit…and then you can custom-make it to your liking, snatches.
December 5, 2006
At 11:14 am Ricko said:
Hiya 14!,
Somehow my comment of 12/04 ended up with someone else’s name on it; and I am being credited with someone else’s comment. Not a big issue, just thought you’d like to know.
“Ricko”
(My original comment was “I’ve been a fan of yours for over a year now.
This is truly one of your finest!The huge fingers, the warts, it’s brilliant! One question though, what are your REAL,TRUE fellings about the antics of these ‘desperate degenerates’? (sounds like a sequel to a currently popular TV show! LOL)Thanx for the S&G!!”)
December 5, 2006
At 12:00 pm Jessica Simpson said:
LMOA!!!
You nailed Britney Spears perfectly!! God,what a pathetically true depiction of the STD Sisters!!
December 5, 2006
At 12:08 pm deanna said:
bravo kai. you are a gentleman and a scholar…. holiday greeting card is in the mail. thank you 14 sharing your talent.
December 5, 2006
At 1:20 pm zsazsa said:
Wow! Your best! A masterpiece….
Titney’s stunned fish look, perfectly wonderful! LaHohan looks good, at least she is still salvageable and has talent. Parisite is too flipping funny. I cannot believe I’m going to defend her..but she always looks well kempt compared to the other two :).
December 5, 2006
At 3:11 pm Sarita said:
Brilliant - if only the nasty bits would stay concealed under some time of panties.. Alas we wouldn’t have had such a laugh today. Thanks 14 for making me giggle.
December 5, 2006
At 4:12 pm JulesinSD said:
I thought, how can our 14 not illustrate Brittany’s latest X rated fiasco? I knew you would come through. You have captured beautifully the eyes on the side of her head look, and her out of proportion thighs.
We snicker with delight and hope these Bimbo’s see your work and shutter in anger.
December 5, 2006
At 4:42 pm dallas said:
bravo!
December 5, 2006
At 4:46 pm Demon Kitty said:
I just had to come back and say that I am motherfucking amazed at the amount of comments that have been posted!
Wow Man!
I love the way you gave Paris that ostrich shape 14!
More! More! More!
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
December 5, 2006
At 7:22 pm marybishop said:
I don’t know how I got here; don’t know if I’ll find my way back, but I must say you are brilliant. This illustration is beyond sardonic, clever or witty– it is magnificent!!!!!!!
December 5, 2006
At 9:08 pm Melanie said:
I freaking love this, it has to be my favorite of yours yet - the gorgeous way you distorted their faces, Paris’ huge feet, Britney’s dazed expression… it is just genius.
December 5, 2006
Anonymous
At 11:08 pm Anonymous said:
This is the most amazing representation of Paris I have ever see but why does LL look okay? She is beastly awful ugly in real life. Much worse the Britney.
And Snow Queen should STFU because we are allowed to have an opinion…otherwise there wouldn’t be a comments section.
December 5, 2006
Anonymous
At 11:09 pm Anonymous said:
Lindsey is a revolting ugly barley humanoid beast in real life. Not captured here the way Paris is so perfectly done. A+ for the concept, though.
December 5, 2006
At 11:25 pm theidlereceptionist said:
Aye! Fantastico!!!
December 5, 2006