Filed under: Celebrities

According to Page Six, Paris Hilton could be the ultimate “Mean Girl.” The celebutard apparently ditched her “best friend forever” du jour, Kim Kardashian, for Britney Spears because, as one L.A. source sniped, “[Kardashian] got shined for the more popular girl.” Not one to stay home and lick her wounds, Kim hit an MTV party party at Area the other night with another Brit-Brit: fellow D-lister, Brittny Gastineau, who appears to be a good three feet taller than she.

But on to the interesting part of the Page Six report… It was that same night that our “popular” Britney hit the Hollywood Roosevelt with Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis. They apparently got along so well, a spy even caught them in the bathroom together. Doing what…? We can only imagine — as much as we may try not to. Ick. Britney sure loves her some grease, doesn’t she? From deep-fried KFC to oily heirs, Britney just can’t stop sucking it down.