Filed under: General Musings
Time to give thanks for the important things in life, like health, happiness, family and the end of Kevin Federline’s unlimited bank account.
Just as I am thankful for you, Holy Rollers! Since Holy Candy’s premiere seven weeks ago, I’ve been having a blast working on the site; your e-mails, insights, gripes and jokes have made blogging immensely entertaining for me. I’m currently in my hometown of Mechanicsburg, PA (just outside of Harrisburg), celebrating the holiday with my family and lamenting the cold weather. Hope you and your loved ones have a wonderful Turkey Day, too!
Posted by Candy ♦ November 23, 2006
At 9:30 pm Christopher Longaway said:
Happy Thanksgiving to you too, doll. Have a great time with your family! I am thankful for you too, Candy. Your such a sweetheart.
All kidding aside, like I usually do, you know how I really feel about you, don’t you? I admire, and adore you. Are you thankful for me too, or just everybody else but me?
November 22, 2006
At 9:39 pm Christopher Longaway said:
Notice how I was the first to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving? Same goes with Christmas, I will be the first, not Jo Jo, or Hannah,( Hannah is on Myspace, by the way. She is on my friends list and doesn’t even know it yet, as well as Molly Goodson’s ) or San Francisco Treat, or Hella Fun Goodies, or Jewed, or Mia, or Cock-Ninja,( my mortal enemy ) or anyone else. I will always be first. Why? Because I care about you, thats why! What kind of fans are those? They don’t have what we do. Jo Jo will eventually move on. not me. You can always count on me, doll. Maybe we will even link sites( when I am ready to reveal my true identity.) eventually.
Your #1 Fan, CL ; )
November 22, 2006
princess bride
At 9:42 pm princess bride said:
happy thanksgiving to you too, Candy! so glad to have found your site. i’m addicted!
November 22, 2006
At 10:52 pm Jo Jo said:
Happy “Turkey Day,” Candy! Is that a smoked turkey in the photo?
November 22, 2006
At 11:26 pm kathleen said:
Gobble gobble!
November 22, 2006
At 7:42 am emmie said:
hey candy! ive become a devoted blogger ever since i came across your site two weeks ago. your daily jokes and the classic hump day hall of shame always brings a smile to my face. hope u enjoy a fabulous thanksgiving. mucho thanks!
November 23, 2006
Hannah
At 8:15 am Hannah said:
Happy Thanksgiving to you and everyone!!!
November 23, 2006
At 1:21 pm Christopher Longaway said:
I HAVE DISCOVERED CANDY’S LAST NAME! AND HER TRUE IDENTITY!
So listen up. I have a joke that goes along with.
Candy: Knock, knock.
Christopher: Who’s there?
Candy: Candy.
Christopher: Candy Who?
Candy: CANDY WRAPPER! YEEAAAAH, BOY! WAT UP WAT UP WAT UP! BIRD IZ DA WORD, TO YA, HAVE A HAPPY TG! AND TO THE MOTHA’S TO B! YEEEEAAA!
See? Candy’s last name is Wrapper. It makes perfect sense. Think about it. Why didn’t you use that as your URL Candy?
Candy: Chris, thats not my last name.
Christopher: …Yes it is.
Candy: No, it isn’t. Your just being immature again, and using my name on your post, and pretending that I am talking to you.
Christopher: Damn. Even in my own imagination, you seem to have out smarted me.
Candy: No, Duh!
Christopher: So…are you still going to let me take you out for coffee?
Candy: Not even in your dreams. Why do you like me so much anyway, weirdo? You don’t even know how I look!
Christopher: But I know how you write. You seem-
Candy: Seem! Seem! Seem! What if I looked like Godzilla? Would you still like me then?
Christopher: Uhhm…give me time to think about that.
( 30 seconds later ) Yeah, I would. But I don’t think I would be seen in public with you.
Candy: Your close to being banned!
Christopher: No! I will be good! I promise! I won’t create a hypothetical situation in which we talk again!
Candy: Then why are you still writing my name, and shooting out words that you think I would use to respond? I use much better vocabulary than this.
Christopher: I don’t know. You remind me of my teacher in high school. She was like, 23, and she was blonde, and had glasses on like you wear on your banner, and she was a hottie.
Okay, so I am a little more than immature. But…my attitude is still better than Woody Allen. Or Steve Irwin. Crickey! Wouldn’t you agree?
Thats another thing. Do you ever read the stuff that I write? Do you think that I am even vaguely funny? Are you ever going to respond? Or are you just trying to mess with my emotions?! Seriously. E-mail me. I will show you my picture.
Anyway, hope the food taste good. And hope you are having a great time. And Hannah! Guess which one of your friends on Myspace I am! Muhooahaahahahah!
November 23, 2006