Inside the Playboy Mansion

Filed under: Entertainment

owenwilson_playboymansion.jpg

One of Hugh Hefner’s many ex-girlfriends, Izabella St. James, has written a tell-all book, Bunny Tales, about life inside the Playboy Mansion (which, by the way, Hugh does not own — Playboy Corporate does), revealing some deliciously juicy tidbits:

–Amorous Leonardo DiCaprio loved to pri-mate with blonde Bunnies in the bushes by the monkey house.

–British “glamour girl” Jordan (aka Katie Price) was all over 80-something Hef after watching him enjoy an orgy with seven other beauties.

Owen Wilson practically lived (lives?) at the mansion, indulging his craving for group sex.

Colin Farrell put on the show of his life as he stripped and deflowered a Playmate in the garden.

The author was a permanent fixture at the mansion from 2002 to 2004 and witnessed all the wildest bashes. As one of Hef’s seven “special” girls, she was banned from flirting with anyone else. But she admitted: “Leonardo, Owen and Colin were the girls’ favorites. They all wanted to spend the night with them and many had their wish come true. Leo was so handsome and adorable—and had a reputation for being amazing in bed. I lost count of the times I saw him at the end of a bash bundling five or six girls into the back of a limo to take back to his house. And many of them boasted how Leo loved to sneak into the grounds with them and have sex on the benches in the undergrowth next to the monkey enclosures. Matthew Perry from Friends liked that, too.

“Owen Wilson was another one who practically lived at the mansion. He had a reputation for being fantastic in bed as well. I couldn’t count the girls who bragged how they’d enjoyed group sex sessions with him. He was just so funny and charming, he knew he could have any woman he wanted.”

Which may explain why we haven’t seen him with Kate lately — he’s been “monkeying” around. (Forgive me. It’s Monday.)


Posted by Candy ♦ November 20, 2006

Leave a Reply

RSS feed for comments on this post

Subscribe without commenting

Comments

10 Responses to “Inside the Playboy Mansion”

  1. jewed

    That’s just a big bowl of wrong.
    Ugh-grossness people!

  2. Christopher Longaway is a JEW

    I wish I was Owen Wilson. And I wish all those girls sitting around me ( you see, I am now Owen Wilson ) were beautiful, dark-skinned, black women, with round large prosteriors, and braided hair. They would have pretty French-tipped nails, too. The ones with the diamonds glued all on the end of the nail. Scrumptous.
    I spare no expense to make my women look fine. No siry, Bob.
    On second thought, I really don’t think I want to be Owen Wilson. I will take the black women, though. And maybe a glass of Lemonade, I think that Hugh could spare it, seeing as he has a mansion and all. Hey, Candy, why do you think all those guys like living in the Playboy Mansion? Think about it, you wouldn’t get any privacy. It would suck. Not to mention you would have to lick nine inches of Hugh’s ass just to stay.
    Me, personally, I don’t like group sex, I like getting it on with my women, one on one. I don’t go into that lesbian stuff. But, it seems that ol’ Hugh sees it other wise. Anyway, I will talk to you next week Candy, I just met a new girl. She is A-F-R-I-C-A-N A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N. Her butt is hhhhhuuuge.Oh, and when I say she is African American, I mean she is black, because she is not American. Not going to tell you which country she is from…you will have to guess.
    We have been E-mailing each other. Saw her picture. She looks GOOD. And she is rich! Jackpot! So, I guess what I am trying to say is…Our relationship will have to wait until another time. I might even give you a link to my site, soon, just so you can see what you are missing.

    Bye! Candy! Talk to you soon, lovely-one!( that was the name of a Michael Jackson song, on the Jackson’s triumph C.D. )

    P.S.
    Do you still consider me your #1 Fan? Do not neglect me, I come and go like an open flame.

  3. Jo Jo

    Kate Hudson will be so excited to read this about Owen. How can those girls be with that old coot Hef, who’s old enough to be their great-grandfather?

  4. jewed

    Is Christopher Longaway the brother from Napolean Dynamite?

  5. Hannah

    Owen looks pretty wasted in that pic!!! What a catch, Kate!

  6. kathleen

    eeeewwww.

  7. jewed

    Come to think of it…Owen W looks a lot like nicolette Sheridan in that pic!? Have they ever been seen together? Maybe they are the same person…

  8. Ashley

    I read the book and it didn’t have any of that in it! What a waste of money!

  9. Anonymous

    acrimony vibrated?raise Montanan heats?goldenness pew grasped

  10. Anonymous

    acrimony vibrated?raise Montanan heats?goldenness pew grasped