Oh, Dear…

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These poor girls have caught Federline Fever — which, if not treated immediately, can lead to pregnancy, bad hair, an affinity for trucker hats proclaiming, “Carpe Assum: Seize the Ass,” and a drained bank account. See your doctor ASAP, ladies!


Posted by Candy ♦ November 13, 2006

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5 Responses to “Oh, Dear…”

  1. kathleen

    you forgot excessive open-mouthed gum chewing and the desire to walk in gas station rest rooms barefoot.

    however, in about two year’s time, you will return to your normal pre-fever state.

  2. Hannah

    Comes with a really nasty rash too!!!

  3. San Francisco Treat

    Also causes acne.

  4. Jo Jo

    It’s like that dreaded Russian disease, Rotchorcrotchoff.

  5. Anonymous

    tumultuous dissented stationing process goddess habitual!counterfeited: