Filed under: Holiday Tributes
In continuing with our weekly “Hump Day” celebration…
Fleshbot claims to have uncovered the much-talked about Britney Spears sex tape. The 19-second clip — which appeared on (or was leaked to?) PornoTube and brands itself as the “Britney and K-Fed Sex Tape” — features an orally-talented woman that sort of looks like Britney.
If it is indeed Brit-Brit, then kudos to her for being our latest Hump Hall of Shame inductee!
Editorial note: I had to use a very large smiley face, which could explain why Britney stayed with K-FedEx as long as she did.
Another editorial note: Any feedback on the tape is welcome. I’d watch it, but I don’t want to toss my Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Posted by Candy ♦ November 8, 2006
At 10:29 am Zip said:
The Britney porn video, if it’s real, is on defamer.com…There is a link to a web site called PornoTube. That sure looks like Britney in the video. No wonder why she suddenly changed her hair color from dark to blonde…its clearly so she can deny that it is her on the tape, but I’m not fooled!!! I really think it’s her. No matter what…she’s still lovely!!! A total MILF!!! I marry her in a blink.
November 8, 2006
San Francisco Treat
At 10:36 am San Francisco Treat said:
Way too early for me to handle this.
November 8, 2006
At 10:39 am yardgraffiti said:
I think its her also. Don’t be ashamed Britney. We still love you, especially now that you dumped Kevin.
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November 8, 2006
At 1:42 pm Because I Said So said:
I don’t think the porn stuff is her. Doesn’t look like her at all. There is a pretty suspect looking “Britney on Ecstacy” video that looks dead on though…
November 8, 2006
At 2:12 pm Of Course It’s BRITNEY!!! said:
Yeah that’s her! Stop being in such denial! Well, she has certainly sucked enough dick in Hollyweird. She looks like a pro! Let’s see Justin Timberlake, Eninem, Jared Leto, Colin Farrell, Kevin Federline and a TON of others!!!! She’s a HO!!!! Only a HO would make a sex tape anyway! She’s white TRASH!!!! Always has been and always will be WHITE TRASH!!!!
November 8, 2006
Hannah
At 2:31 pm Hannah said:
Why DO these stars make sex tapes??? Their own vanity gets the best of them.
November 8, 2006
At 2:32 pm Because I Said So said:
Of Course It’s Brit: Perhaps you should be talking to someone about all that penned up anger. Kinda scary.
November 8, 2006
At 9:13 pm Jo Jo said:
He AIN’T no Tommy Lee!
November 8, 2006
At 10:57 pm Zip said:
Why, Jo Jo…I’ve never known you to use such vulgar language before.
November 8, 2006
At 9:21 pm Jo Jo said:
Actually, I’ve never seen that video, I’ve only heard of it!
November 9, 2006