Filed under: Holiday Tributes
Happy Election Day, Holy Rollers! On the day that reminds us (or should remind us) how fortunate we are to be able to exercise the right to vote, it only seems appropriate that we acknowledge celebrities that exercise other important, fundamental rights:
Kevin Federline: The right to reproduce
Elisabeth Hasselbeck: (Second Amendment) The right to bear an eardrum-piercing shriek
Matthew McConaughey: The right to consume many margaritas
Ashlee Simpson: The right to become Buffy
Alec Baldwin: The right to spread STDs
Michael Douglas: The right to abuse Just For Men
Lisa Rinna: The right to excessive collagen
God bless America.
Posted by Candy ♦ November 7, 2006
At 6:36 am Hella Fun Goodies© said:
Classic Candy!
November 7, 2006
Miz B
At 6:54 am Miz B said:
I’m sorry I just need a minute…I”m not crying I just got somthing in my eye.
November 7, 2006
At 8:03 am Because I Said So said:
too funny…
November 7, 2006
Hannah
At 9:33 am Hannah said:
That brought a tear to my eye too…. LOL! :o)
November 7, 2006
San Francisco Treat
At 11:12 am San Francisco Treat said:
I have one…Paris Hilton: the right to be good at nothing.
November 7, 2006
At 7:55 pm Jo Jo said:
Great, Candy! I’ve got one: Peter Cook, Bobby Jones, K-Fed–The Right to Behave like a Jerk and lose your “meal ticket.”
November 7, 2006