Shanna Moakler Celebrates Divorce

Filed under: Fight, Fight, Fight!

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First, Travis Barker is snapped sucking face with Pariskank while still married to Shanna Moakler. And now said soon-to-be-ex-wife is snapped stabbing a bloody wax figure of her children’s father at a “divorce party” in Las Vegas. Wow. Kudos, guys — you’re giving Anna Nicole Smith some strong competition for “Parent of the Year.”


Posted by Candy ♦ November 4, 2006

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13 Responses to “Shanna Moakler Celebrates Divorce”

  1. Hannah

    I don’t even understand why they’re famous???

  2. Christopher Longaway

    Shanna better be lucky she wasn’t married to me, or that knife would end up in her back, or across her throat, because Homie don’t play that.

  3. Christopher Longaway

    Seriously though, she is one crazy bitch. She needs help.

  4. But would Homie play Paris? Ick.

  5. Julie

    I agree with Hannah, why ARE they famous? Just because they’re getting divorced?

  6. jennybaby

    They’re F list celebrities who get an F in parenting. F’ing Losers.

  7. Christopher Longaway

    Hell yeah, Homie plays Paris. I would sex her UP! YUMMM!
    Please don’t say the word Paris without warning me first. It causes me to have an instant erection, whatever I may be doing. And I was in public when I read your post, Hella Fun Goodies. At a Tilly’s at the mall. I had to hide behind a stack of clothes before I could leave the store. Didn’t want to offend anyone.
    Warn me before you say Ashlee and Simpson in the same sentence. You don’t even want to know what happens when people say that.

  8. Jo Jo

    Stop for a moment, and imagine OJ with that knife and a cake with miniatures of him and Nicole atop it. Not quite so funny, huh?

  9. Christopher Longaway

    Actually…it kind of is Jo Jo, Hahahahaha, hahahahahah, Aaaaaahahahah…sorry. But seriously, OJ was aquited. Leave him alone. I don’t hear you talking about Scott Peterson and Lacy Peterson. Don’t be so prejudice, please.

  10. For shame, Hilton-the-lesser! Not surprising though since her part of the presentation looked like a middle school kindergarten collage

  11. Jo Jo

    I’m just sort of appalled by the violence implied here. If the photo showed ANY man holding the knife with that cake, the general public would be shocked, but, since it’s Shanna (or possibly any woman), it’s considered “cute.” There’s the prejudice.

  12. oops i meant to post that under nicky hilton’s hotel fiasco. anyway, shanna moakler should probably have cps after her but i like her because she got fisty with Paris.

  13. Christopher Longaway

    Your right, Jo Jo.