Filed under: Holiday Tributes
Top 10 Ways to Celebrate TGIF, Hollywood-Style:
10. Get drunk. Blame Jews for hangover.
9. Ditch real job for nose job.
8. Treat yourself to an African baby.
7. Happy Hour with Botox specials from 4-7.
6. Ditch the bra.
5. Ditch the panties.
4. Just ditch your pants altogether.
3. Go on Oprah. (C’mon, everybody’s doin’ it!)
2. Date Paris Hilton. (C’mon, everybody’s doin’ it!)
1. Slip a nip at the office water cooler.
Posted by Candy ♦ October 27, 2006
me
At 10:00 am me said:
Sue a tabloid.
October 27, 2006
At 10:35 am yardgraffiti said:
how about…. punch your drug conselor. If you don’t have one, punch your personal assistant instead.
http://www.burntcity.com
October 27, 2006
At 11:33 am Because I Said So said:
Don’t forget #11 “Avoid food at all costs… meth, cigs o.k.”
October 27, 2006
Mia
At 2:35 pm Mia said:
The water cooler nip slip is a great way to celebrate every day!
October 27, 2006
At 7:56 pm Jo Jo said:
Oh, my gosh, Becks decked out in a suit!! Thanks a million for the gratuitous Becks picture, Candy! He makes my heart skip a beat. I rescind what I said about Brad being the most photogenic man in the world–it’s Beckham!
October 27, 2006