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Over at recently launched Eat More Paint, this artist uses her considerable Photoshop CS and Painter 9 skills to “deface masterpieces so you don’t have to”.
This artist calls himself Grumpy Old Indian Man and has based his painting on the sizzling S&M photo shoot of Dita Von Teese and Scarlett Johansson in Flaunt magazine.
An artist calling herself 14 took her own approach to the painting by portraying Tom Cruise’s love for Tom Cruise.
Posted by 14 ♦ October 20, 2006
Oldie
At 3:07 am Oldie said:
hi 14. Congratulations! Do you have any tips on how to develop an imagination like yours?
You never fail to amuse.
October 20, 2006
At 7:15 am Lies said:
hahahaha, that expression of Katie in the back.. very funny
October 20, 2006
At 7:15 am Tess said:
Genius, 14. As usual.
October 20, 2006
At 7:30 am Javelin said:
hahaha nice. somewhere in hollywood tom cruise is freaking out like, “OMG they’re reading my mind, Kate! They have a bug in my brain! I mean– I don’t…I’ve never daydreamed like that…”
October 20, 2006
At 7:43 am Hugh G. said:
HA HA! Another stellar work, 14!
You are a master when it comes to picking the right expressions for your subjects. You captured Tom’s lunacy perfectly!
October 20, 2006
At 9:10 am Jenn F. said:
Seeing Tom Cruise with little boobies is rather disturbing. Seeing Tom Cruise tweaking his twin’s nipple is bringing it that perfect distance over the line. I love the way he looks as though he’s got a farmer’s tan. And the choice of expressions could not have been better.
I suspect that Tom might secretly monitor your website, flapping his lips in temple-pounding frustration at not only the nerve of the artist, but the nerve of her followers for agreeing that he’s a maniacal, self-inflated midget with an itchy cornhole.
Give in to it Tom. Give it a good dig.
October 20, 2006
At 9:44 am Kipling said:
Awesome. The best thing is that Tom really does have moobs (man boobs) these days, and he always wears those girl jeans that make his thighs look huge at all those STUPID SOCCER GAMES. Katie is sitting in the back, wondering if that new research into invisibility cloaks can possibly be useful to her.
October 20, 2006
At 2:40 pm Karin said:
Congratulations, 14, for maintaining your individuality and true artistic superiority in the face of stultifying “sameness” and mediocrity.
The good news: The magic of the internet enables you to share your incredible talent with the rest of the world.
The bad news: You can expect to see more cheap imitations of your work in the very near future. Oh well …. imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
October 20, 2006
At 5:55 pm Demon Kitty said:
My only hope is that all these egomaniacs can see your work and realize how ridiculous they look! I love your choice of Tom’s facial expressions. So appropriate for the the giver and the receiver. Katie looks like a virgin spinster on thorazine.
Demon Kitty
October 20, 2006
Erin
At 7:09 pm Erin said:
Does anyone know the name of that actual painting? It’s funny all on its own, and yet so much better with Tom’s head on it!
October 20, 2006
Z
At 10:48 pm Z said:
Madame d’Estrée and one of her Sisters is what the artist over at Eat My Paint calls it, at least.
October 20, 2006
At 10:57 am grumpy said:
I love the artist who calls herself 14 .. She should call herself all the time … she’s hilarious … who wouldnt want to hear from such a talented laff riot …
October 21, 2006
At 3:33 pm Bella said:
Hehe, did you just decide to do this picture, or did you actually see him with his newly-aquired man-boobs? ‘Cause it’s all over the internet about articles such as “Tom Cruise Is Turing Into A Fat-Ass!” or, “Tom Cruise: Is Katie A Chubby-Chaser?”
Just wondering, ’tis all. Nice work.
October 22, 2006
At 11:04 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Tom Cruise and man boobs: They go together like 7-Eleven nachos and a Mickey’s Forty-Ouncer.
Sublime. You’re the Bad Seed who fucks up everything in your path in a decisive (and in your case, hilarious) fashion. And that’s a compliment.
October 22, 2006
At 9:58 am Demon Kitty said:
Fuck! I just realized that the first picture is Jessica Simpson and her hairdresser - that Pave guy.
October 23, 2006
Damien
At 1:22 pm Damien said:
Too funny, nipple twistingly funny!
October 24, 2006