Filed under: General Musings
In response to bloggers who have nastily highlighted Cameron Diaz’s un-Botoxed fine lines in this untouched picture from last night, I present a side-by-side comparison with the recent, retouched magazine cover with Lance Armstrong, who is a mere year older than Ms. Diaz:
And, no, guys do not look any sexier with lines than women. Unless, of course, they happen to be George Clooney, in which case all exceptions apply — including my “Guilt-Free Night o’ Wild Sex with Clooney” free pass to which my man agreed, that I’m still shockingly waiting to cash in…
Posted by Candy ♦ October 18, 2006
At 12:30 pm Joy said:
Cameron Diaz is a pug. Plain and simple.
October 18, 2006
Hannah
At 12:47 pm Hannah said:
I think she’s beautiful.
October 18, 2006
Just Tired
At 12:54 pm Just Tired said:
If Cameron is a pug then Lance is a hairless weiner dog.
October 18, 2006
Mia
At 1:12 pm Mia said:
Dating a younger guy makes her look older. That’s also why people are mean and jealous. But she’s still prettier than 95% of the population.
October 18, 2006
whatever
At 4:44 pm whatever said:
I never thought Lance was attractive. Sheryl is better off without him.
October 18, 2006
Girls Rule
At 5:40 pm Girls Rule said:
Wow. A woman blogger who actually defends other women instead of calling them fugly or a slut? What a concept. You go Candy!
October 18, 2006
At 8:35 pm Jo Jo said:
Lance should stop his mid-life crisis and being a playboy and go back to his ex-wife and help raise his 3 little children.
October 18, 2006