Filed under: Donald Trump, Donald Trump Art
Donald Trump and his hair have been spewing quite a bit of hot air lately. First, they go on Larry King and share their pointless wisdom about Hollywood celebrities. According to Trump, Angelina Jolie is “unattractive” while Paris Hilton is “beautiful” and “smart like a fox” [note to Trump: Stop insulting foxes]. He prattles on about how he used to dislike Kevin Federline, but changed his opinion when he learned that Federline considers Trump to be his “all time hero”. This seemed to really pump up Trump’s ego and now he considers Federline to be “fantastic”. I’m not really seeing any “smart foxes” in this situation. Oh, and there’s more. According to the New York Post, The Donald considers his skin to be newsworthy, “I’m known for having nice skin. My skin is my strength”. Yeah sure, his skin is the healthy pink color of a newborn piglet…if the piglet was slathered in massive amounts of orange self-tanner. Medium: Acrylic on paper, photoshop.
Posted by 14 ♦ October 16, 2006
At 8:41 am Demon Kitty said:
His hair and his eyebrows gross me out. They are unnatural and fucking scary. His mouth is reminiscent of an anus. He is friends with the Hiltons so naturally he will sing the praise of that media whore Skank whose name I just don’t want to type. The best thing Trump ever did was fire that bitchy harpy Carolyn Kepcher!!! She fucking deserved it!!! Who could fuck this man? Cut your eyebrows Donald! Ew!
Demon Kitty
October 16, 2006
At 8:59 am Lies said:
it’s sad how big the influence a rich and powerfug person can be.. I am NOT impressed by Trump McDonald’s person, yet, he impresses me with the size of his ego. He really thinks he can get away with calling Angelina Jolie unattractive! That man thinks he’s god. It’s a shame,
thanks 14, for criticizing this big ego!
October 16, 2006
At 9:09 am Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
Ah…the short-fingered vulgarian strikes again. Go, Donald, go! (Somewhere far away…and please stay there.)
October 16, 2006
Bad_Kitty_Cat
At 9:24 am Bad_Kitty_Cat said:
Actually I think you made him look much better than what he really is ;o)
October 16, 2006
At 9:55 am urethra franklin said:
ironic but, this looks great.
October 16, 2006
At 11:46 am Pollen said:
Demon Kitty i agree with you, especially with the mouth part.
Donald is just fucked in the head
October 16, 2006
At 12:10 pm Andrea said:
You were too nice with the hair. Too thick, too healthy and colored like real hair almost. Not like his wispy, brittle cotton candy textured sweep over scary ass hair. Everything else is perfect. But he would almost be flattered by that hair, honey. He is one of the yuckiest people on the planet. You captured everything God-awful about that all-too-familiar face of his…:-D CONGRATS on the NYTimes! C-:
October 16, 2006
At 12:16 pm bern said:
excellent potrait… the face is hilarius!
October 16, 2006
Anonymous
At 12:44 pm Anonymous said:
He only talks his shit when he is trying to sell something or has a new season of his stupid show coming out so people will talk about him.
I love how you captured the way he always manages to look constipated.
October 16, 2006
At 1:57 pm CatScratchFever said:
He only WISHES his hair looked this good. He is revolting to the Nth degree. Love the look on his face. It reminds me of the stupid look I always see on his wife’s face.
October 16, 2006
ali
At 2:12 pm ali said:
Oh, my the donald is really way too full of himself….he is an ediot, an ediot with money, and he is so scary looking. you should have made him look as bad as you made poor britney look. Britney is just ignorant, she really did not deserve that ugly picture but now, Donald, he deserves to look like the “orangy” peice of fecal matter that he is….and to speak ill of Angelina and Brad is just so wrong; they are not perfect and you, 14, can redicule them all you want but what has donald or paris done that can compare to what angelina and brad have done to date….he is sick, sick, self-centered, and just wrong…i think you were too kind to him, is he one of your sponsors…
October 16, 2006
At 5:32 pm midevil said:
The only factor that keeps young things at his side is the size of his wallet, certainly not anything else. Even he says that with the good skin comment instead of what he isn’t packing. You capture the aging egomaniac quite well.
October 16, 2006
At 7:48 pm deanna said:
I think he looks bizarely related to L. Ron Hubbard. Perhaps Mr.-Skin-So-Soft-Like-A- Piglet’s-Ass should perhaps consider one of those hollywood thetan-cleansing-player-hating-colon-cleansers. Such a procedure is sure to make a little more room for some love and happiness deep deep deep down inside his icky twisted paris-loving guts.
October 16, 2006
At 10:55 pm Ilsa said:
DisGUSSSSSSTing!! He looks like he’s been slathering himself in Britney’s new Cheeto fragrance. Probably smells like old cheeze too. He’s got snatch brows. He is swine. Oink oink!
October 16, 2006
At 11:45 pm tala said:
im not sure who i think is a bigger chode, donald trump or larry king. beautiful rendition, 14. i think i will self-destruct now.
October 16, 2006
At 5:36 am Ellen said:
I can’t wait until he has to use his back hair in that tragic comb-over.
October 17, 2006
At 6:38 am phlegmfatale said:
You’ve pegged this revolting goon, and the Trump Gorgons in the corners is a particularly nice touch. I often wonder how long his hair hangs down when he takes a shower - does he end up looking like Cousin It? Ew.
October 17, 2006
EF
At 9:42 am EF said:
To be considered unattractive by an ugly narcissist … can only be taken as flattery. Loved the 4 corners of the frame, … but I may never enjoy warm breezes again.
October 17, 2006
At 3:06 pm midevil said:
Oh wait, I think I get it now! See, he’s calling Angelina Jolina ugly because he propositioned her and she turned him down! Ah, yes.
October 17, 2006
At 4:08 pm O said:
Jolie unattractive? Haha! Look at you Donald! The only reason he got Melania (or however the fuck you spell her name) is because he has money. NO ONE WOULD EVER MARRY THAT UGLY FUCKTARD IF HE DIDNT HAVE MONEY
October 17, 2006
At 5:02 pm David said:
i agree with Trump!
i hate that bitch Angelina!
October 17, 2006
At 1:52 am Javelin said:
ahahahaha this is hilarious! love the commentary. funny how donald eagerly admits that he forms his opinion of people based on their opinion of him.
at least in this interview he managed not to make any freudian slips about wanting to date his daughter!
October 18, 2006
At 3:19 am alisa said:
haha. I love your art but I really should learn to stop coming by here while eating. It’s beautiful because you capture the truth so well though.
October 18, 2006
At 7:40 am Madame M said:
First off, I thought it was *dumb* like a fox, Mr. Trump. And I agree– stop insulting foxes.
Second, he married someone who readily admits that she married him for the money, as he married her for her (repugnant) looks.
Well done– just love it.
October 18, 2006
At 9:12 am Antigone said:
I’m sure what the Donald really meant to say is that he finds generosity and compassion to be very unattractive character traits in a person.
October 18, 2006
At 11:46 am SlumNobility said:
That’s a freaking hilarious portrait, whoever said his mouth looks like an anus made it even funnier.
He’s clearly adept at making disgusting amounts of money, but could use a few remedial courses in “human being,” that said, I don’t see why anyone should attack him for not finding Angelina Jolie attractive. She is weird-looking, and I believe one wise man once said that “when you give to the poor you are not to let your left hand know what your right is doing.” Not sit down with Anderson Cooper and publicly state just how generous you are. Give me a break.
October 18, 2006
63
At 11:48 am 63 said:
You have done it again.. My sides are hurting from laughing.. I happen to agree regarding the mouth comment. PooH-wee!!!!!
October 18, 2006
At 12:23 pm Jenn F. said:
*laughing my ass off*
Oh Demon Kitty, you so funny. Me likey.
I find it interesting how Trump is making such an effort to keep himself in the media spotlight. His comment about Angelina Jolie’s looks were bound to get people’s attention. I think that Trump, Paris, and Britney have a great deal in common… they couldn’t bear to fall into the forgotten category, and crave the attention of the public; good or bad.
His mouth really does look like an anus… and with his squished up eyes, it kind of gives him an overall strained haemmorhoid kind of appearance…
October 18, 2006
At 3:51 pm Viper Tetsu said:
“I wish our boys would take out that sonovabitch Bin Laden!”
“You know, Mr. Trump, Osama bin Laden is a very big fan of yours.”
“Oh, I meant, I wish I could take that sonovabitch Bin Laden out…to a five-star brunch! He’s fantastic!”
Bunghole-faced jackass.
October 18, 2006
At 3:23 am Lies said:
looking at the frame portraits,I can’t help thinking of the Dutch Prince Willem Alexander:
http://img317.imageshack.us/img317/6482/alexanderamalia4tl.jpg
October 19, 2006
At 11:22 am Kitty said:
I love how he looks like a blow-up doll!!! Woo Whoo!
October 19, 2006
fishpucker
At 2:57 pm fishpucker said:
I think that his mouth *is* an anus. It spews out shit all the time. Good one 14
October 23, 2006
At 7:59 pm alexander the great said:
Well… I DEFINITELY do agree that Angelina Jolie is not attracitve and WAAAAAYYYY overrated(she always looks cold, emotionless, always the same expression, obisouly a bitchy woman…she’s hot for a one night stand, but I’m 99.9% sure she’s a bitch…it only starts with her acting like an ass towords her father). And her famous lips are the ugliest part of her…swollen, like from a bee stung, and ALWAYS ALWAYS chopped…I don’t care if they’re not fake, they look worse than any fake ones I’ve EVER seen…(even on Lisa Rina). Plus, she’s always looked over 40, even when she was like 18, but now she’s aging and looking even older and we can see in her no makeup photos she been used and abused. Not aging well at all. So I understand him saying that.
But Paris smart?? Yeah that’s a call for attention.
But hey, Angie adopts children everyday to do the same and Paris…well…is Paris. They’re both desperate attention seekers, so who cares if Donald is using them? At least he’s not gathering kids for his maids to raise.
October 23, 2006
Anonymous
At 8:10 pm Anonymous said:
Demon Kitty, why is having a bad opinion about an overrated celeb qualifying him as “thinking his God”? I don’t get that. Why is insulting Angelina Jolie so bad? Who is she? Is she better than Trump? Of course she’s not. Maybe he’s not as good looking as her, but he’s more talanted and smart. Angie on the other hand is a bad actress that doesn’t deserve the money she earns. (Ouuhh Tomb Raider! What great acting skills that requires!) She obviosuly slept her way to Hollywood. And, of course, Donald can (and I’m sure he has) get MUCH MUCH better looking women.
But in the end, he’s just stating his opinion about her. I mean, you might aswell be saying “Hey this guy doesn’t agree with me. What does he think he’s God or something?” Well…guess what… YOU’RE not God, so why does everyone have to think like you?
October 23, 2006
At 4:25 am azuka said:
Mmmm… “The beauty is in the eyes of the one who sees her” or something like that. I think Angie is beautiful but one friend of mine thinks she is like a fish…
Regards !!
November 1, 2006
Horhon
At 6:42 pm Horhon said:
Another fat faggot… I’m so sick of those.
How moronic he is! Shut up… speak to your poor wife who probably has already had more than enough of you.
November 4, 2006
At 12:37 am blackMJFan said:
RE: JEN.F.- YOU ARE HILARIOUS.
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A MEDIA PLOY OF HIS…SIGH… HE JUST WANTS TO BE FAMOUS- IN THE MEDIA AS MUCH AS PARIS AND ANGELINA.
BY THE WAY- HE IS CERTAINLY NOT AS WELL OFF AS HE CLAIMS TO BE, IF HE WERE HE WOULD NOT RESORT TO A REALITY TV SHOW FOR YEARS ( EVEN THOUGH IT BROUGHT IN A LOT OF REVENUE) AND FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY MORE TIMES THAN HIS DAUGHTER COULD COUNT.
November 5, 2006
At 6:51 am Shelli said:
The only reason why Donald Trump finds Angelina Jolie unattractive is because she’s intelligent. If you’ve happened to notice, Donald doesn’t like intelligent women. He divorced Ivana because she had half a brain. I think that he originally married her because he thought he’d have a beautiful Eastern European wife who would be so grateful to him for rescuing her from her life in the eastern bloc, she would spend the rest of her life fawning all over him and bowing to his every whim. Not so. Ivana was and still is a pretty smart businesswoman. Maybe that’s because she was an Olympian before he married her. I guess he’s learned his lesson because since divorcing her he’s only dated models. I don’t say that all models are unintelligent, but for the most part all they know how to do is look good. They spend their days perfecting their walk and their makeup. What does that teach anyone?
November 5, 2006
At 6:18 pm dark faith said:
melania trump is ugly whats with the squinty eyes she has like trying to hard to be sexy
okay ugly understatement she is hediouse juast as ugly as him i think viagra ia making this men crazy michael douglass they are insecure about themselves and thinking their young wives will leave them if they are not powerful
November 24, 2006
At 12:16 am LMAO said:
LMAO
Five Billion My Ass - seems to be the opinion of many… Might make the list of top selling T-shirts on the Streets of NY soon…
January 10, 2007
At 2:31 am topstar said:
well i agree with what alexander the great has to say. everyone has their own opinion and what trump thinks of angelina has nothing to do with you all so leave hime alone!!!trump is a smart guy and a good businessman whilst angelina is a good actor.
November 24, 2007
At 4:38 pm tarja said:
Ha. Trump realizes that even though Angelina doesn’t even live in the U.S., she has more pull on the public than him. Even though he makes more money, she has more power. That scares him so he feels he needs to take her down a notch. How sad. And no, saying Paris Hilton is attractive does not make it so. Do you think you’re God? If you look at the green grass and say it’s red, it doesn’t make it so. Are you really that delusional? lol
January 7, 2008