Brandon Davis:  Not So Rich, After All

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According to Page Six, oily heir Brandon Davis appears to be running out of reserves. Though he made fun of Lindsay “Firecrotch” Lohan, scoffing that she “only” had $7 million, the grandson of a supposed billionaire bounced a $10,000 check he gave to Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis, and he’s also said to owe record producer Scott Storch and The Palm casino owner George Maloof.

Before Brandon told Page Six, “[Bleep] you,” and hung up, he explained that his check had bounced because he was switching banks and that he’d paid Francis back in cash (which Francis denies). The check, a copy of which was obtained by Page Six, states it was refused for “insufficient funds.”
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One can only imagine why Oily Brandon owes Joe “Baby, Give Me a Kiss” Francis $10K. Is Joe also in the business of pimping out wasted underage tail? Nah, probably not — at least, not to Brandon. I mean, flashing the goodies is one thing. But asking a girl to run fingers through that hair? Not enough Sex on the Beach shooters in the world…


Posted by Candy ♦ October 16, 2006

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4 Responses to “Brandon Davis: Not So Rich, After All”

  1. That guy is beyond nasty…seemingly worthless megalomaniac!

    Rock on Holy Candy! And make sure you don’t become nasty-saucy-gooey-stink like that other site.

  2. Hannah

    UGH! He’s gross. Mischa has the WORST taste.

  3. Jo Jo

    He looks “prettier” than most girls I know.

  4. Anonymous

    borderline powerless grassers,Edsger osteopath crowing!configures