George Washington Brings Sexy Back

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Forget what you think George Washington looked like — because, as it turns out, Georgie was actually a hottie. It recently was revealed that the Father of Our Country was not always well-served by his portraitists; however, thanks to the latest techniques in forensic reconstructions, visitors at the new Mount Vernon museum can see what Georgie actually looked like: tall, good-looking and, dare I say, sexy. Hell-o!

Which means George Washington makes history again — as the first (and only) famous figure to be touched down. These stars can be thankful they didn’t live in the 1700s, when portraitists were not so “helpful” as current day magazine photographers:

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Gotta admit, Al does clean up well with a touch of rouge and Photoshop.


Posted by Candy ♦ October 15, 2006

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6 Responses to “George Washington Brings Sexy Back”

  1. whatever

    Renee is FUG!

  2. USC Fan

    Ha ha, I had no idea that Al Pacino was the slutty Golden Girl all this time.

    The kind of have the same voice too.

  3. Sara

    Eva is too bronze and fake looking. She is even ugly with makeup. But without it she is fugly!

  4. Hannah

    lol… Yeah, that Al has quite a range!

  5. I think picture comparisons like this should be mandatory study for everyone beginning at age 8. Before and after every kids/teen show/movie ther should be before/after makeup pictures of the cast. World would be a much better place if people cared more about real life and actual living vs. perceived perfection. Shit, they should do that for ALL shows - we, “adults”, could use some refresher course work in REALITY.

    Phewww! I for one, like to see stars in the norm. Dude, every one of us looks obviously better when we’re “done up” vs. hanging around the house on the weekend. It’s life. And it’s cool when you let it be real.

    Sorry to blahblahblah.

  6. Jo Jo

    When Kenny Chesney saw Renee without makeup, HE cried “Fraud!”