Johnny Depp Has Worst Idea Ever

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Johnny Depp reportedly plans to get hitched to longtime partner and mother of his children, French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis. A source tells the British newspaper Daily Express, “Johnny and Vanessa are planning to finally get married next summer at their villa.”

Oh, yeah. That’s a good idea. Let’s take a stroll down Commitment Lane, shall we, Johnny?

Lori Allison (Married; 1983-85)

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Sherilynn Fenn (Engaged; 1985-88)

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Winona Ryder (Engaged; 1990-93)

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Kate Moss (Engaged; 1995-97)
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Jennifer “Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner” Grey (Engaged; 1998-99)

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Please, Johnny. Think of the children — keep living in sin!


Posted by Candy ♦ October 10, 2006

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5 Responses to “Johnny Depp Has Worst Idea Ever”

  1. me

    That’s a fashion marriage made in hell.

  2. Hannah

    lol… why would he want to ruin a good thing???

  3. whatever

    Whatever happened to that chick from Twin Peaks? I always thought she was beautiful.

  4. Jo Jo

    Jennifer Grey looks so different since her nose surgery, I don’t even recognize her.

  5. Anonymous

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