A Columbus Day Tribute

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Happy Columbus Day, everyone! On the day we celebrate the man who’s famous for, um, not discovering America, it only seems appropriate that we tip our hats to other celebrities who are famous for no good reason:

Happy Kristin Cavallari Day!
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Happy Kimberly Stewart Day!
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Happy Kevin Federline Day!
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Happy Star Jones Day!
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Happy Mischa Barton Boy Toy Day!
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Happy Bai Ling Day!
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Happy Larry King Day!
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And, the one undeserving holiday I fear may actually come to fruition, whereby the government will force us to wear tiaras and sing rousing renditions of “Stars Are Blind,” while setting off hot pink fireworks…

Happy Paris Day.
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Posted by Candy ♦ October 9, 2006

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6 Responses to “A Columbus Day Tribute”

  1. glimmer

    ha ha :)

  2. Hannah

    That’s funny. I would add Nicole Richie and Posh to that list!!!

  3. Mithi

    Candy, you are funny, this article gave me a good laugh,yes you missed Nicole Richie.

  4. Mia

    You just made my day.

  5. me

    Plus Elisabeth Hasselbeck. How that squealing fool ever got on The View is beyond me. I’m just waiting for the day Rosie gobbles her up and she’s gone for good.

  6. MizzTerry

    Candy you have become my vice