Filed under: Celebrities

According to the the UK’s Daily Mail, Paris Hilton accidentally gave the paparazzi a glimpse of her clear plastic wallet, containing what looked like marijuana, in her purse at a Milan fashion show last week.

In response to the raised eyebrows, the busiest man in the business, Hilton’s publicist Elliot Mintz, made a statement insisting that, “Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos.”

Mintz is absolutely right. She may not smoke doobies at all. And, for that gross assumption, I apologize. Paris could prefer bongs, for all I know. Or “special brownies.” Or the always-fun-to-say hookah. Holy Candy regrets any embarrassment or harm this headline may have caused Ms. Hilton — but not the abundant embarrassment or harm she brings on herself.