Filed under: Fight, Fight, Fight!
Paris Hilton sometime plaything and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III is some kind of class act. Everyone knows about the Pear-Ass Hilton-Shanna Moakler smackdown that happened at Hyde last night. However, as much as I relish the sound of Shanna’s punch reverberating throughout Paris’s empty noggin, the real highlight of this Jerry Springer-like brawl has to be the allegation that mental giant Stavros poured a drink over Shanna’s head, shoved her down the stairs, called her out for being cootie-infested — and then, pleased with his impressive display of virility — went off to pick on yet someone else his own size. Sources say Studly Stavros was hot on the trail of “that smug ho-bag, Betty White,” but TMZ has yet to release that footage.
We can hardly blame this “man” for his actions, however; doctors confirm Stavros suffers from the rare disease, SodaJerkitis, which causes its victims to inexplicably dump drinks on people and get off on the sight of others pouring drinks on themselves. Why, not that long ago, Big Man Stavros offered a homeless man $100 to dump a soda on himself. The man, clearly aware of Stavros’ condition, obliged out of pity for the ill young lad.
If you would like to contribute to the SodaJerkitis Foundation and help find a cure for this sadly disturbing ailment, please visit www.Stavros’sPenisIsTheSizeOfAGerkin.com.
Posted by Candy ♦ October 4, 2006
Smurfette
At 3:18 pm Smurfette said:
Yet women fight over this douchebag!!! Just goes to show money can’t buy you class. Same goes for Parislut.
October 4, 2006
Paris and Mary Kate
At 5:40 pm Paris and Mary Kate said:
Hey now. Our man doesn’t have a gerkin. You think we’d go for anything smaller than a dill?
October 4, 2006
At 9:15 pm Jo Jo said:
It’s cool that Shanna laid the smackdown on Paris’ roody poo candy a$$.
October 4, 2006
jennybaby
At 9:45 pm jennybaby said:
Shanna’s my hero!!!
October 4, 2006
At 3:38 pm hooka said:
This guy has FAG written all over his face..! I can’t believe he would pour a drink on Shanna then push her down the stairs?? PICK on MAN FAG- not a woman! Yet people call this fag a STUD?? Please..He’s so hairy, reminds me of a monkey..!
October 10, 2006