Filed under: Celebrities
Poor, smokin’ hot David Beckham. From international soccer/football/whateverthehellyouwanttocallit superstar…
… to kiddie soccer coach.
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Reports out of the UK this morning say that Brad Pitt has asked David Beckham to give his adopted son, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, who’s five years old, some private one-on-one lessons to give him an extra boost.
Young Maddox is already enrolled at Beckham’s Soccer Academy in Los Angeles, and, according to the UK’s Sky News, has shown some athletic promise. So his dad naturally thinks Beckham — who now plays in Madrid but has hinted at moving to the U.S. soon — should be the one to help Maddox with his dribbles, headers and kicks.
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And what fool could pass up that opportunity?
Actually, the most hard-to-grasp part of this story is Posh Spice and Angelina playing the dutiful role of Soccer Mom together. Or even separately.
I imagine the MILFs sharing a cosmojito amongst the rubble in Brad’s house makeover du jour:
Angelina: Yes, Bradley and I are considering a trip to Angola soon.
Posh: What, is that the new shop on Robertson?
Awkward beat.
Angelina: So. Um. Our men are totally hot.
Posh: You said it, sister!
They merrily toast their cosmojitos. A deep friendship is born.
Posted by Candy ♦ October 3, 2006
Bobbi
At 7:00 pm Bobbi said:
that’s too funny…posh and angelina do seem like an odd couple. hard to picture. now brad and beckham on the other hand… i like to picture that.
October 3, 2006
Bobbi
At 7:01 pm Bobbi said:
that’s too funny…posh and angelina do seem like an odd couple. hard to picture. now brad and beckham on the other hand… i like to picture that.
October 3, 2006
At 7:25 pm Jo Jo said:
Beckham–god, what a bod!
October 3, 2006
Hannah
At 7:43 pm Hannah said:
This story was just an excuse to post that hot picture of Beckham, wasn’t it Candy?
October 3, 2006
jennybaby
At 10:47 pm jennybaby said:
Looks like Posh gave Maddox the food she’s too scared to eat!
October 3, 2006
At 9:21 pm Jo Jo said:
Dear Candy, PLEASE find other excuses for posting other hot pics of Beckham! He is priceless.
October 4, 2006