Filed under: Celebrities

Anna Nicole Smith was served with legal papers by photographer, media whore and possible baby daddy, Larry Prickhead, who also hired a public relations firm to issue a release announcing the lawsuit. Because good parenting is all about marketing.

Suddenly Susan plague invades Russia. No one can save them now.

The public would rather hear Ashton Kutcher than see him, thereby confirming suspicions that the public is clinically insane. (Do we really want to encourage this pretty boy to talk, people?)

Jennie Garth welcomes her third child, a baby girl, to the fold. We’re told Aunt Shannen would have been present for the delivery, only she was shooting another riveting episode of Breaking Up. That, and she wasn’t invited.

K-Fed leaves Britney and the boys at home to booze it up in Vegas. Sounds like Britney’s next single should be called, Deja Vu. Followed up with the undeniable smash hit, Ass to the Curb.