Wake George Up!  Before You Go Go…

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George Michael was arrested on Sunday for possessing cannabis after being found slumped at the wheel of his car for the second time this year.

The troubled singer was rushed to hospital after officers found him unconscious in his Mercedes at a busy junction near his North London home just after 3:20 a.m. yesterday morning.

They also discovered a small amount of cannabis in his possession.
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Of course it was small. He’d already smoked most of it!

Poor George. This self-destructive path is clearly driven by all-consuming guilt… but wouldn’t it be easier to just seek Andrew Ridgeley’s forgiveness for abandoning Wham!, instead of blowing on every bong and park vagrant you encounter? I’m sure after you let Andrew kick your ass a few hundred times, you can hug it out. Really. And you can finally get a good night’s rest without the help of the giggle weed.


Posted by Candy ♦ October 2, 2006

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4 Responses to “Wake George Up! Before You Go Go…”

  1. Jo Jo

    Now, THAT’S a “deer-in-the-headlights” look!

  2. Hannah

    LMAO! That picture is too frickin’ funny!

  3. P-Dawg

    From the looks of that pic I think he’s on some heavier shit than giggle weed.

    Keep up the good work Candy or whatever your real name is. This blog is much better written than some of that other shit out there.

  4. Anonymous

    Hester,eternity foils halting Orestes constables?balloons!.