Neo and Firecrotch?!

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Lindsay and Keanu at the newly reopened Teddy’s in Hollywood this weekend.

“Omigod, is that Keanu Reeves behind me? It’s totally Keanu Reeves. Hurry up, Dina, get out your fuckin’ phone and take a picture of us! Harry will die. He will just die when he sees us together. I mean, me and Neo? Hell-o! We look hot together, right? I don’t care if he’s old enough to be my dad. Actually, that’s kinda hot. I so do not have daddy issues. I mean, Confessions of a Broken Heart? Totally helped me work through that. Hey. Don’t you dare go after Neo, Dina. He’s mine! Dammit, Dina…”

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Posted by Candy ♦ October 2, 2006

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5 Responses to “Neo and Firecrotch?!”

  1. Hannah

    NO! They’re not together are they? Damn. That girl really does get around.

  2. P-Dawg

    Keanu DOES look wasted. But wasted enough to get with that? I sure hope not.

  3. Rae

    Keanu would never get with Lindsay! Even if he was completely wasted, he’d still know not to get with that trash.

  4. Jo Jo

    Keanu has more class.

  5. Ann

    Keanu looks very old and tired in these pictures. Is age sneaking up on him?