Janet ‘n’ Justin Bring Sexy Back…

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… to the small screen, that is. (Although Grey’s Anatomy is already doing a damn good job of that.)

Yes, folks. There just might be a Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake reunion sooner than anyone expected.

Insiders in Jackson’s camp claim she is in talks with Timberlake’s people to appear together in “some sort of big, live show like the Grammys or the Oscars” as the ultimate publicity stunt.

The two have not really spoken to each other since the infamous, breast-baring Super Bowl incident in 2004 - in which a so-called “wardrobe malfunction” exposed Jackson’s crazy-ass pierced right nipple on national TV, subjecting the halftime show to worldwide ridicule and costing CBS $550,000 in fines.

Wasn’t the “ultimate publicity stunt” the original nipple flash? With Big Brother FCC keeping a watchful eye on them, this plan just reeks of a lame, invariably nipple-free attempt to re-boost their album sales. Unless, of course, they’re able to convince The Academy to move the Oscars to HBO, in which case we’ll be glued to the TV — and make Justin’s “zipper malfunction” the most TiVo’d moment in television history.

Hey, a gal can dream, can’t she?

What would YOU like to see exposed this go ’round?!


Posted by Candy ♦ October 2, 2006

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8 Responses to “Janet ‘n’ Justin Bring Sexy Back…”

  1. Madison

    I’d like to see JT’s sexy back-side! :)

  2. jennybaby

    Omigod…….I don’t care what they flash as long as it erases the memory of Paris’s nasty ass flap! YUCK!

  3. P-Dawg

    You know what would make news? Janet actually keeping her clothes ON!

  4. Sour Candy

    Does the world really need another blog? Are you desperate for attention that you NEED the world to know your opinions (like they actually matter…)?

  5. Kendra

    Justin can flash me anyday!

  6. Sugar Daddy

    I wish they’d both just go away already.

  7. Anonymous

    i hope they’re both exposed for the talentless hacks they are

  8. Jo Jo

    This is a no-brainer: Sharon Stone is gonna flash us whether we want it or not.