Filed under: Fashion

Oh, honey. The end of Will & Grace doesn’t have to mean the end of your fashion sense, too. And just because you’re a funny lady, doesn’t mean you have to wear clown makeup. Although when you do dip into Bozo’s bag, you don’t hold back — and kudos for that — from the bright red mouth, to the pancake makeup, to the painted-on lopsided eyebrows.

I can’t help but wonder why you would cover your pretty mug with all that goop. For the love of Jack and Karen, why?! Perhaps you were trying to add weight to your face? Because you obviously needed something to balance out the lhasa apso that’s attached itself to the back of your head. Is that it, Deb? Okay, now I understand. Sort of.

Loving the curves you’re sporting these days. I’m sure Giorgio would agree. Or should. But the dress? There’s a reason they call it a “bubble”; because it makes you look as round as a blown mouthful of Hubba Bubba. Not to mention it makes people want to pop you with a pin. Which makes the dress not only unflattering, but also quite dangerous.

Just thinking of your safety, Deb. Because that’s what Candy does. Protect the public from fashion disasters — and celebs from evil bubble poppers.

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