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That ass is none other than Paris Hilton(’s).
Paris claims “stars are blind,” but clearly attention-starved heiresses are, as well, as Ms. Hilton embarrassingly forgot her pants at Janet Jackson’s CD release party in Vegas this weekend.
skdsiduspdkj… Oops! Crap. Now I, too, have gone blind from the toxic sight of the Over-the-Hilton Crotch Shot. Which means Paris owes me for wasting the past five minutes of my life writing this “story” and having to buy a voice-activated keyboard.
I swear, the peril I’m willing to face just to bring you, my precious readers, the latest in celebrity cheek-flashing news…
Posted by Candy ♦ October 1, 2006
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At 6:03 am Anonymous said:
how can you be that skinny and have a flabby ass like that, it’s horrible! ugggghhhhhh
October 2, 2006
At 8:08 am Karla said:
Just plain nasty and it pains me that this chick stays in the news…phucking annoying.
October 2, 2006
At 8:36 am Jo Jo said:
Sharon Stone will be wearing that dress next week.
October 2, 2006
At 1:30 pm georgiarules said:
Think it can’t get any worse?
Picture Travis Barker hitting that.
FUG!
October 2, 2006
At 1:44 pm Barb said:
omigod, i can’t look away! it’s like a car wreck!
October 2, 2006
At 2:30 pm Pete Dawg said:
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
October 2, 2006
At 2:32 pm Johnny Walker said:
I’d hit that.
October 2, 2006
At 3:27 pm Brandi said:
NASTY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 2, 2006
At 6:57 pm LA Diva said:
The look on that security guard’s face says it all, doesn’t it? So funny!!!!!
October 2, 2006
At 3:39 pm JohnniePolo said:
I was gonna guess Rosie O’Donnell for the ass. Eh, close enough.
October 3, 2006