Filed under: Celebrities
According to People, Amanda Peet tied the knot with screenwriter David Benioff this evening, ensuring that her unborn baby will not bear the shame and stigma of being a bastard child in Hollywood… er, actually, now s/he will bear the shame and stigma of not being a bastard child in Hollywood. Poor thing. But don’t worry, Little One… when Shiloh and Suri taunt you in pre-school for having a family that’s “like, so 1950s,” just arm yourself with these photos:
That should surely scare the smugness right out of those bastard-chic mean girls. (No need to thank Aunt Candy now. Although I do accept PayPal donations. Just a thought.)
Any-hoo. Congrats to the married couple!
Posted by Candy ♦ September 30, 2006
At 7:19 am Jo Jo said:
Those photos say more than words! Tom a-jumping and Billy Bob and Angelina (can you see their vials of blood necklaces?).
October 1, 2006
At 11:00 am Rachel said:
Those pics will certainly make Shiloh and Suri shut up. Or ask their parents questions. (Suri: Dad, why were you jumping on Ophrah’s couch? Tom: What? How’d you find that out?!)
October 1, 2006
At 2:40 pm Hannah said:
Oh my god, so true! I think the world has forgotten Saint Angelina used to look like that. And that was, what, a couple years ago?
October 2, 2006
At 10:28 pm kellygirl said:
You are missing the point with these comments-let’s all gush
over how happy we are for the lovely couple! Amanda is the
classiest thing in Hollywood by far and she MAKES Studio
60-not that geek from Friends!
Amanda’s baby will not be raised in Hollywood with
the rest of the Bastard Babies-aka BBs!
October 4, 2006