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Page Six reports that Eva Longoria and her man of two years, Tony Parker, may be on the rocks because Parker was spotted “dirty dancing and cuddling with a tall blonde at Marquee during The Departed premiere after-party.”
Candy can’t believe it. Say it ain’t so…!
A 6′2″ French dude dirty dancing? That’s just not right, man. Just not right.
Posted by Candy ♦ September 30, 2006



At 1:37 pm ferret gurl said:
they’re both lame.
September 30, 2006
At 2:37 pm JohnniePolo said:
He dumped her when she wouldn’t let him give her the “Screech Special”.
September 30, 2006
At 2:59 pm georgiarules said:
You’re right, Johnnie. Those French like it dirty.
September 30, 2006
At 4:46 pm Dirty Sanchez said:
Please…The Mexicans like it Dirty…as in a Dirty Sanchez!!! If she cheated on Tony with Screech, she probably came to Tony and asked him to perform a Dirty Sanchez on her. Now once the details leaked about Screech’s Dirty Sanchez video, Tony would have been able to put 2 and 2 together and figured out that she learned that from Screech…a friend of her last boyfriend Mario Lopez!!!
September 30, 2006
At 9:39 pm Jo Jo said:
He has morphed into the stereotypical black NBA player who must have a blonde girlfriend. It’s a requirement.
September 30, 2006
At 10:50 am Anonymous said:
expectations demur:formalizations gunfire crumbling booted fuse!
December 1, 2006