Holy Dirty Dancing!

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Page Six reports that Eva Longoria and her man of two years, Tony Parker, may be on the rocks because Parker was spotted “dirty dancing and cuddling with a tall blonde at Marquee during The Departed premiere after-party.”

Candy can’t believe it. Say it ain’t so…!

A 6′2″ French dude dirty dancing? That’s just not right, man. Just not right.


Posted by Candy ♦ September 30, 2006

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6 Responses to “Holy Dirty Dancing!”

  1. ferret gurl

    they’re both lame.

  2. JohnniePolo

    He dumped her when she wouldn’t let him give her the “Screech Special”.

  3. georgiarules

    You’re right, Johnnie. Those French like it dirty.

  4. Dirty Sanchez

    Please…The Mexicans like it Dirty…as in a Dirty Sanchez!!! If she cheated on Tony with Screech, she probably came to Tony and asked him to perform a Dirty Sanchez on her. Now once the details leaked about Screech’s Dirty Sanchez video, Tony would have been able to put 2 and 2 together and figured out that she learned that from Screech…a friend of her last boyfriend Mario Lopez!!!

  5. Jo Jo

    He has morphed into the stereotypical black NBA player who must have a blonde girlfriend. It’s a requirement.

  6. Anonymous

    expectations demur:formalizations gunfire crumbling booted fuse!